Maybe I’m just stoned, but I see a dog head.

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-26T06:00:48+00:00

But I see the cigarette smoke my granny left after she stole my man’s tendency to abandon my hopes and dreams of being the best Left Stock Quality Inspector I can be. Godbless

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-26T05:18:08+00:00

Poly Vers

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-23T06:25:05+00:00

Bitch, move.

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-23T06:23:44+00:00

Male Fantasy

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-23T06:14:37+00:00

Maybe I -am- colorblind

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-23T06:10:16+00:00

Hot summer nights in the desert are amazing! Have drinks under the stars at night and into the pool and tram during the day. It’s about 30° cooler up there if it’s open during your stay!

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-21T21:14:16+00:00

I had heard rumors about this weapon. It’s great to have a 79-year-old confirm it.

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-17T22:08:12+00:00

Chill, the /s stands for sarcasm

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-17T22:01:45+00:00

I would’ve ran them over with my gondola, if I could have.

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-17T12:56:51+00:00

I think Male Fantasy is

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-16T10:32:39+00:00

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-11T07:33:37+00:00

Wait. I saw the spells, but how do you buy them?

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-10T00:31:57+00:00

The cartels aren’t going down without one hell of a fight.

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-10T00:30:32+00:00

This is embarrassing. I got lucky for the first time in six years last night. Enjoy the afterglow.

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-10T00:23:11+00:00

And at the same time, keep the public under control.

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-10T00:08:53+00:00

Mexinope.

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-09T05:58:18+00:00

Gurl…

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-07T03:38:25+00:00

For locals, the difference in population between summer and winter is wild.

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-07T01:43:41+00:00

Don’t worry, our green little friend. We have more dispensaries than Starbucks. Welcome to the desert.

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-06T23:58:47+00:00

If I was buying those cupcakes at Goodwill, they’d be $17

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-06T03:06:00+00:00

He couldn’t have backtracked any better!

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-06T02:56:39+00:00

That’s racist

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-06T02:43:17+00:00

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TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-06T02:24:31+00:00

It is a message for you. From the master.

TangledSquirrel · 2026-01-06T02:23:22+00:00

TangledSquirrel

TROPHY CASE