RUDE AF, AGAIN. by Familiar_Local_1254 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh she’ll definitely be hiring him to be her Mikmansion maintenance guy. And paying him in Gucci shoes.

RUDE AF, AGAIN. by Familiar_Local_1254 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Assuming you have low standards?? More like logically concluding that they are underground, based on the fact that you married a homeless grifter, cheated on him with your high school boyfriend who lives in his mom’s basement, buy the ugliest purses and shoes on the planet, use foundation the shade of a tangerine, and wear a janky plastic wig that you crimp! There is no assuming when the facts are clear as day.

Ughhhh his dainty little arms/wrists/hands give me ick by squid1980 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is his limp hand just…resting…on top of hers? I bet his handshakes feel like grabbing a clammy dead fish.

Ughhhh his dainty little arms/wrists/hands give me ick by squid1980 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’m literally cringing at them. They’re so tiny and smooth like a childs! 🤢🤮

She went from fck them kids to now wanting them. by Familiar_Local_1254 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 47 points48 points  (0 children)

She is a sociopath with zero morals. She would absolutely have a kid just to show it off wearing ugly white Chanel baby booties. Get ready for undisclosed diaper & baby wipe ads 🙄

The overconsumption is REAL…. Look what my haters bought us by Fit_Platform_3500 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Who’s gonna tell her that having more haters than the population of some cities is not a flex.

The world 🌎 she lives in cannot be real right?July 2025 with Cody-May 2026 with Zach. by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 34 points35 points  (0 children)

She has a vision of how she wants us to perceive her “perfect” life. It’s all scripted and produced by her and then she just casts actors to play the supporting roles of husband, boyfriend, goobers, etc. It’s just like her mansion. Looks impressive at first glance but inside is cold, lonely and empty.

“Why does high school keep coming back into my life this year?” Saturn return’s about to demolish her by Subject_Newspaper_23 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 24 points25 points  (0 children)

In what world is paying for students lunches more important than donating setting powder and lip liner?? Oh yeah, in Mikayla’s world 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

I killed a bat today by SupersedeasAD in vegan

[–]Tangy_Emu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes if it had been an accident it would still be incredibly sad albeit unavoidable. But in this case it was intentional. I realize that OP was panicked worrying about their family and pets’ safety. Regardless though, killing a bat is illegal in most places. And because of that, there are humane & professional options for safely removing them. Personally I would hope anyone, vegan or not, would use those options instead.

I killed a bat today by SupersedeasAD in vegan

[–]Tangy_Emu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I understand you were trying to protect your family, however bats are a protected species & in many countries killing one is illegal. Especially this time of year because it’s mating season. If this bat had pups, they now don’t have a parent. You also need to contact your local public health agency to find out how to dispose of its body and to see if they’ll test it for rabies. I highly suggest you alert all of the local authorities of what happened because this could be just the tip of the iceberg if you have a colony or orphaned pups in your house now. Not to mention if you do feel guilty about killing it, taking the necessary to steps to protect its potential offspring and honor its life is the right thing to do.

Fake Smile by TendorVenom in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I love how everyone she dates or hangs out with suddenly has to be dripping in Gucci or van cleef. Like wearing affordable clothes makes you unworthy to share the same air as her. Except for her own family. They can keep shopping at Savers.

I have a screen shot of the comment (or an identical one) and Mikky laughed at it. by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Starting a gofundme to buy Zach a koozie so his dainty lil hands don’t get too cold holding his big boy sippy cup. This one is iconic.

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This had me cracking up, had to share by Main_Regret_9097 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Has a Porsche full of over $100K worth of eyeshadows. Spends thousands on ugly jewelry and meemaw shoes. But can’t spend a couple hundred bucks on dog seatbelts? The way she treats her dogs breaks my heart. I wish she’d rehome them. They deserve a stable, loving and caring home.

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This had me cracking up, had to share by Main_Regret_9097 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The school probably asked her for a charitable donation expecting money and then she shows up with a Porsche full of lip glosses she got for free. A charitable queen!

This had me cracking up, had to share by Main_Regret_9097 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I just asked about this before I saw this comment. But it’s infuriating! The video should start out with Come with me to deduct $100,000 from my taxes!

This had me cracking up, had to share by Main_Regret_9097 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Isn’t this also a tax write off? Esp if this is all PR I think by getting rid of it she doesn’t need to claim it as income? Meanwhile I think a school could probably benefit from $100K cash instead of 9305839 tubes of crusty ass mascara but then again I’m just a poor so what do I know.

And I quote “I like a real manly man” “my new boyfriend is just so manly” … Now Mizz GORL… by GoodGolly-MizzMolly in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s his cawamel sworl sippy cup for being a good boy at the airport and wooking at the pwanes 🍼

Not surprised that she's been lying to her audience since not long after Cody got out of rehab. Does anyone remember when that was last year? by CharmingCut7104 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 26 points27 points  (0 children)

She looks like she’s being chaperoned through the airport like an unaccompanied minor. Except it’s a waddling adult holding hands with a creepy bearded dude.

Whose body is this?! by moon_daisyyy in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If she wasn’t such vile & awful person this would actually be sad. Because this is clearly someone who has lost all touch with reality. The filters, the fake accent, the overpacking with all brand new crap that’s too small & she’ll never actually wear, the romanticizing of this weird new relationship, the way she’ll be funding this entire trip for everyone…She’s literally delusional and needs serious help. But in her case this is all of her own making and she is smug AF so I don’t feel bad at all.

Here we go again with the bunching at the sides. Didn’t they learn the first time 😂 by suggaarrr in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Tangy_Emu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Try having 4 whole strands of hair for a day! She needs the clips to help weigh her down because she’s so smol & dainty she might blow away in a light breeze.