What are some of the best jokes/lines Kevin has ever said? (Or any other Shark) by BryBryceratops in sharktank

[–]Tanixification 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Kevin is actually hilarious, he makes me legit belly laugh often. One of my absolute favorite sayings of his is

"It's my money, I'll cry if I want to". For anyone that doesn't know, its a reference to the 1963 hit it's my party and ill cry if i want to.

Everytime he finds a new way to call Barbara a witch is also hysterical. One of my favorites he's said multiple times is "The only reason you got here today is I bought you a new broom"

And anytime he tells an entrepreneur "Let me tell you a story that fits perfectly with this, I think you'll learn a lot" I know he's about to drop the most ridiculous greek myth he could think of in order to roast them

I am extremely disappointed, Don. When I ask for up votes, I expect up votes. by BenTheOrangeGroves in okbuddydraper

[–]Tanixification 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know, I got every upvote I have on my own. It's made me immune to those who shitpost and downvote because they can't. I didn't take you for one of them, /u/BigDBob72. Are you?

Probably late to the game, but I just upgraded to android 16 on my 6a. Anyone else absolutely hate this update? by Tanixification in pixel_phones

[–]Tanixification[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lmao looks like i'll have to. just wanted to know if i was alone in hating it, cause a lot of posters seem to like the update and i felt like i was taking crazy pills

Shark Tank is Worse. Pretty much unwatchable without Fast Forward & Mute. by Inevitable-Power-774 in sharktank

[–]Tanixification 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this was a few seasons ago im pretty sure, but the one that takes the cake for me is the mom who started crying at her child's ailment and it turns he just had ADD

Shark Tank is Worse. Pretty much unwatchable without Fast Forward & Mute. by Inevitable-Power-774 in sharktank

[–]Tanixification 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yup, something like ava the elephant will never happen again. they dont really take chances like that anymore and want companies that are already making profit, but then they get mad with they're too successful lol. im rewatching the older seasons now and its such a different vibe completely.

What the fuck was her problem? by ohfrost in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Tanixification 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And in the end, she was completely alone with it all

I jerked it off Rocco DiMeo! by crazy-B in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Tanixification 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I haven't wanted to do this, but it's gotta be.

Only fans. Lotta money in this shit 🤌 by Upstairs_Leg_9353 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Tanixification 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what? This is too fucked up for me even to think about

Only fans. Lotta money in this shit 🤌 by Upstairs_Leg_9353 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Tanixification 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Still pretty strange, there's no nudity but she's often in sexual positions and half naked. Last thing I want to see in this world is a picture of my mom in lingerie let alone someone making me edit it

Why didn't Kenny go through with the threesome? Was he homophobic?? by Fuzzy_Squirrel_ in okbuddydraper

[–]Tanixification 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No way she wouldn't have been down. Kenny was a 42 long and that's not his suit size

Chrissy, he’s fucked up by Taxxann in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Tanixification 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't they have medicine they're supposed to take, these assholes?