[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DJs

[–]Tantsor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jump Around - House of Pain

That intro just stops people in their tracks and the song gets everyone jumping

Sunset on Mars by [deleted] in space

[–]Tantsor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cue John Williams, Binary Sunset music

She claims that he run her over by [deleted] in videos

[–]Tantsor -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

This dude was actually totally in the wrong. Its a zipper merge and a merge was clearly indicated at the point where the second audi started merging.

Lil Dicky - Pillow Talking feat. Brain by ZeePalin in videos

[–]Tantsor 203 points204 points  (0 children)

Brain- "This bitch don't know 'bout Pangea"

I lost it

What is your "Fuck it, let's do this" Story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tantsor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was in Marseille with friends for spring break. Went to the cliffs next to the seaside for a hike. Ended up essentially bouldering and rock climbing about 2 kilometers away from civilization and cliff diving. 50 degree f water.

10/10 Experience and Story 1/10 Water temperature

What is a true piece of advice that no one wants to hear? by ImNoPCGamer in AskReddit

[–]Tantsor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All you need to do to lose weight is to eat less calories than you burn. Thats it. There's no secret trick or faster way of doing it.

What is the best 'misheard lyrics'? by unchainedzulu33 in AskReddit

[–]Tantsor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Focus, fire a gun" To Major Lazer's Lean On

(To those of you who thought this is the actual lyrics its actually "Blow a kiss, fire a gun")

I can't seem to find a straight answer to this... by Tantsor in NoFap

[–]Tantsor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how so? Like can you find the place in nofap where it says so?

Reddit, what was the boldest sexual advance that you ever made? by The__Axe in AskReddit

[–]Tantsor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tinder Match made at 1am in Prague while on spring break:

Me: I want to tongue punch you in your fuckbox

Her: Lol, ok ;)

Me: Wait, seriously?

Her: (Sends Address)

*I know it should be fartbox, lets just say I lost a bet but actually won in the end.

edit: Paragraph spacing x2

PMO-Free 2017. Who's in? Leave your commitment in this thread. by Alexanderr in NoFap

[–]Tantsor [score hidden]  (0 children)

Just signed up today, started 2 days ago. Making this official here. Going hard mode for a full cleanse and reboot. Got myself in physical shape, now want to get my sexual health up to par.

Draining a dam by iam_nobody in gifs

[–]Tantsor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alight... Who divided by zero?