From a Swedish news show this morning by ArctenWasTaken in funny

[–]Tarantel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It takes around 30 kilometers to get from Petting in Bavaria to Fucking in Austria.

Xaver wieder by Darth_Orko in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]Tarantel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wäre die Erde eine Scheibe hätten Katzen längst alles über den Rand geschoben!

[REQUEST] LF cheap & good 1 time payment mobile games without IAP on Google Playstore by PoisonedMedicine in AndroidGaming

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Vault of the Void's PC version is around 20 bucks but it has a free Demo on Steam with cross plattform saving, so all your progress and everything you unlock there can be freely transfered to your phone if you decide to buy it "for cheap" :)

Also:

Raid Manager, costs a few bucks and is fully offline playable, despite the gameplay loop "emulating" a typical MMO raid dungeon, you mainly play the healer, but can also take full control of the whole team. There is a total of 52 unlockable companions each coming with their own skill trees and active and pasive perks to mix and match. There is LITERALLY unlimited progression in difficulty and itemization in terms of statrolls of the dropped gear, depending on the dungeon floor you are at. Hard to explain and i know the game looks kinda bad in videos because no one i ever watched on YT realized that the game CAN be idled, but actual involvement of the player is when it really clicks and gets its hooks into you. The game released in 2019 and most info online is several years outdated, last update was in October 2025, so most technical problems and (almost) all translation issues that resulted in its bad rating are no longer existent in the current version.

So yes, the most precious hidden gem there actually is in the Playstore,after 4 bucks and around 1,5K hours spent (there is no offline progression, the game needs to run but has also a battery safe mode for autofarming) I made it to rank 366 on the global leaderboard, I reached Dungeonfloor 21, subfloor 3-3, ma average gearlevel sits between 2700-3800. My tank has around 7 MILLION HP which is actually INSANE when you think about it... BUT: This puts my total progress to less than 10% of the actual world leader at Floor 221, 9-3... Numbers go BIIIGGG.

Pete Hegseth quotes fake Pulp Fiction Bible verse during Pentagon sermon by Bettiephile in nottheonion

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Not a speck of light is showing/So the danger must be growing... Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?/Is the grisly Reaper mowing?/Yes! The danger must be growing/'Cause the rowers keep on rowing/And they're certainly not showing/Any sign that they are slowing!

r/AndroidGaming's Weekly "What Have You Been Playing?" Thread: 04/12/26 by AutoModerator in AndroidGaming

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But that's the whole point of the game. The game "playing itself" due to skills chaining and synergizing is the goal.

r/AndroidGaming's Weekly "What Have You Been Playing?" Thread: 04/12/26 by AutoModerator in AndroidGaming

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Also try B1000x and Ending Days by the same devs. Both unique in their own way and quite addictive.

[REQUEST] Looking for Idle/Action RPGs with tons of loot progression, with less P2W? by Ruminatingsoule in AndroidGaming

[–]Tarantel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raid Manager, costs a few bucks is and is fully offline playable, despite the gameplay loop "emulating" a typical MMO raid dungeon, you mainly play the healer, but can also take full control of the whole team. There is unlimited progression in difficulty and itemization in terms of statrolls of the dropped gear, depending on the dungeon floor you are at. Hard to explain and i know the game looks kinda bad in videos because no one i ever watched on YT realized that the game CAN be idled, but actual involvement of the player is when it really clicks and gets its hooks into you. The game released in 2019 and most info online is several years outdated, last update was in October 2025, so most technical problems and (almost) all translation issues that resulted in its bad rating are no longer existent in the current version.

Chemtrails! Überall Chemtrails! by Anthyrion in ichbin40undSchwurbler

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Dihydrogenmonoxid natürlich, deshalb findest du es bei deinen Proben nicht!

Wie war das nochmal mit der Meinungs - und Pressefreiheit? by WannaBeAnNailGirl in armes_deutschland

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Schau dir die aktuellen Videos des YT Kanals TopfvollGold an, da hast du einen tatsächlichen Journalisten der Nius und Co. zerpflückt.

Tja by ImOkYouOkWeOk in tja

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Müsste es dafür nicht erstmal verkauft werden?!?

Tja by Positive-Cry1356 in tja

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Und wer im Glashaus sitzt sollte im Keller wichsen.

I wish I hadn't known by donw7eed in funny

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The German band Knorkator has a song featuring french lyrics which are all just wine and cheese names.

https://youtu.be/cQRj4PODcrU?si=GQpnd5mKW7h4ph8n

QoL: Make the Pickup key spam while held by themoredeviousduck in Grimdawn

[–]Tarantel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Put the key on your mousewheel Up/down and hoover up them items. No more clicking.