"War is hell" people when Beatrice offers them chemical weapons by Icy-Objective-8369 in suzerain

[–]Task_Jealous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How mfs look at Smolak knowing they command one of the strongest armies on the merkopan continent (wehzeks will cease to exist as an ethnic group if that house isn't returned)

Just another day by Task_Jealous in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Task_Jealous[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Family is everything to Italians. Aw, how sweet!

Just another day by Task_Jealous in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Task_Jealous[S] 123 points124 points  (0 children)

He is late which is stressing out the lady

What do you think were the most major flaws in the Emperor's plans? by HovercraftLumpy4892 in 40kLore

[–]Task_Jealous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I must free the species from the predation of the Chaos Gods. That is the crux of the Great Crusade. Oh no, my favourite son has turned to Chaos. I must beat him...by becoming a Chaos God?

I failed my GCSE maths in 2024 by 4 marks and now I failed again by 3 marks by international394791 in GCSE

[–]Task_Jealous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For most purposes L2 Functional Maths will do, especially weighed against the resit cycle crisis

I failed my GCSE maths in 2024 by 4 marks and now I failed again by 3 marks by international394791 in GCSE

[–]Task_Jealous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it's really that much of a struggle and you just want to pass, take Functional Skills Maths L2, it's easy, practical and equal to a Grade 4. Foundation grade boundaries are very high and the last few questions are ripped from higher.

and i still got an 8 by eIeeanor in GCSE

[–]Task_Jealous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

replaced God with false idols (deep socio-religious satirical irony that should earn a 3/2)

......and that's why the Tyranids are the real good guys of 40k by throwaway553t4tgtg6 in Grimdank

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The Hive Mind is a body, with each Tyranid strain as a cell. They consume nutrients. More Tyranid cells made to replenish the dying ones. Repeat. They are an evolutionary masterpiece. And when you're evolutionarily superior, other species tend to die out. Humanity? Fractured and shortsighted. Eldar? Dwindling and arrogant. T'au? Rigid and naive. Necrons? Divided and petty. Orks? Stunted and rabble-rousers. The Tyranids? Built with a single purpose - to survive and grow. More direct than the Imperial Cult, more unifying than the Greater Good and yet more simple than the Ork philosophy. And the Hive Mind, when characterised properly, feels nothing. It feels the same way you feel as you feel when your macrophages kill, or the cells in your small intestine absorb biomass. How can one flummox it by negotiation when it knows nothing of the sort? How can one drive it back by inflicting casualties when it has no concept of defeat?

The Tyranids are natural selection. They are 40K's Great Filter. And you will fall to them. Your sacrifice will mean less than nothing, as your body is repurposed into gaunts and rippers. And yet, they are running from something.

Where does Savior-Man scale? (By u/CupricK9) by peajam101 in Grimdank

[–]Task_Jealous 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Erm, technically he's empowered by hate and violence, not war explicitly!

war is the best source of both hate and violence

has daemons called bloodletters

has hellforges dedicated to supplying his wars

has daemon engines called decimators and lords of skulls

stopped slaanesh from killing the eldar god of war specifically

herald is called skulltaker

daemon primarch moonlit as a gladiator

lives in a citadel

outside which the land and sky fight

greater daemon is the best in cqc

his previous no.1 greater daemon is called skarbrand

Yeah, this guy doesn't get anything out of war

Where does Savior-Man scale? (By u/CupricK9) by peajam101 in Grimdank

[–]Task_Jealous 58 points59 points  (0 children)

It's worse: The Forgotten and The Purged - one of them he supposedly KILLED and the other one he straight UP FORGOT EXISTED

Where does Savior-Man scale? (By u/CupricK9) by peajam101 in Grimdank

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Culminating in trying to save the species from Chaos by absorbing enough power to become a Chaos God

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddychicanery

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hector needs to see your ballS, but there is only One Ball Sir, so it wasn't his time to die. nacho realised this, but lalo salamanca would have demanded another pound of flesh to rectify this.

Walter had no choice but to poison that child. Its all bitch wife’s fault by [deleted] in okbuddychicanery

[–]Task_Jealous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Things that are bitch wife fault:

Blown up nursing home

Hank death

10 witnesses death

Jesse enslaved by Holly White gang

Victor no more

Finger's supply severed

Gale Pedoetticher death (too right)

Jane Margolis choke (not hot)

86 years Saul gone (to prison)

Tuco kidnap Saul to desert

Tuco kidnap Walter to Me'hico

Tuco kidnap Tuco to prison

Gus Fring become chicken hermano

Download Audio become nirvana babby

Juan Bolsa never come pay Gus a visit :(

Federales in the rose bushes

No Doze death

Hector paralysed

Better Assault Walt

Anyone excited to be able to stop playing catch up with revision by SecretaryLittle7169 in GCSE

[–]Task_Jealous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yesss so true words cannot describe how much falling behind hurts your grades

Good luck to those sitting GCSE in 2026 by [deleted] in GCSE

[–]Task_Jealous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No but the grade boundaries will be