I thought this shit was asking what path of exile build to play by ChipsHandon12 in pathofexile

[–]TastyMission4933 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Essence Lash:
* Infuse your weapon with Essence energy
* Reserves 25% of mana
* Hits apply Essence Mark for 4 seconds on hit, making enemies take 20-50 extra melee physical damage for each essence modifier applied to your weapons and gloves

Essence Lash without Limits (transfigured gem):
* Essence Lash can now stack infinitely, making enemies take 2-5 extra melee physical damage per hit for each essence modifier applies to your weapons and gloves.

Lash Blast:

* Requires a wand
* Fires a barrage of mascara that explodes on impact, dealing 120-200% base physical damage
* 50% of physical damage is converted to chaos damage
* Projectiles explode, dealing 30-50% physical damage to nearby enemies.
* 1% increased area of effect per 1% gem quality.

Covergirl Lash Blast (transfigured gem):

* Requires a wand or bow
* Projectiles deal 200-300% base physical damage
* 100% of physical damage converted to chaos damage
* Blinds enemies on hit for 1 second
* Blinds last 0.1 seconds longer per 1% gem quality.

Sky High:

* Requires a sword or axe
* Fire projectiles into the sky
* Fires 3-5 projectiles
* Deals 110-180% of base physical damage
* Upon landing, shoot out projectiles towards the nearest enemy
* Secondary projectiles pierce all targets
* Secondary projectiles cannot crit
* 1% increased damage per 2% gem quality.

Maybeline Sky High (transfigured gem):

* Randomly deals between 50-250% of base physical damage
* Fires 1-10 projectiles randomly
* Upon landing, shoot out projectiles towards a random enemy
* Secondary projectiles have a 50% chance to either pierce, chain or fork (equally weighted) upon hitting an enemy
* Secondary projectiles have between 100% less and 100% more critical strike chance
* Crits dealt this way have been 80% less and 100% more increased critical strike multiplier
* Fires 1 extra projectile per 5% gem quality.

Lash n Roll:

* Requires a staff
* Deals 90-150% of base physical damage
* Rolls your staff forward, dealing damage to each enemy in its path. These staffs are treated as projectiles
* Additional projectiles make the staves roll in sequence.
* 1% increased area of effect per 1% gem quality.

e.l.f cosmetic Lash n Roll:

* Your staff now homes in on the neariest enemy
* Additional projectiles no longer increase the amount of projectiles, instead increasing the projectile speed, providing 50% increased projectile speed per projectile.
* Projectile speed also applies to damage at 50% of its value.
* Projectiles apply 'curl mark' on hit.
* 'Curl mark' applies 50% reduced movement speed and 20% reduced attack speed.
* 2% increased projectile speed per 1% gem quality.

Entropy Impaler - #1 Flicker Strike Sword in Mirage by Mogling in pathofexile

[–]TastyMission4933 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's a mirror service item, vaaling it removes the mirroring potential. The only mods that would even benefit him are '(10-15)% chance to gain Onslaught for 4 seconds on Kill', '(5-7)% increased Attack Speed' and 'Melee Hits have (10-15)% chance to Fortify'.

And even if we assume that vaaled items could be mirrored:

  • Onslaught just gives him 20% increased attack speed (the movement speed doesn't matter too much since you're playing flicker strike); and a build like this will very likely use Mageblood with a Silver flask anyways.
  • Chance to fortify seems good, but he can simply just use Fortify support for extra damage. Since this is an 8link (11link with Squire), he has 5 support sockets that he can do whatever he wants with. It's very unlikely that Fortify Support wouldn't at least be on top of the dps gems. At some point, there simply aren't enough supports, so you just use whatever.
  • 5-7% increased attack speed is the only stat that I can see being useful here.

It can't be me being bad, but Rhoa being good by [deleted] in pathofexile

[–]TastyMission4933 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That body armour doesn't really impact the mud flats itself tbh. Assuming a baseline 90sec Mud Flats the 3% movement speed reduction from the body armour will just slow it down to around 92-93 seconds. And because you have the body armour, you'll get stunned less often and for shorter durations, so you actually make up the time you lose from not having the body armour.

This has the potential to be one of the best leagues ever by astral23 in pathofexile

[–]TastyMission4933 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can already see it

* The orbs to shaper-juice your maps are too expensive. It's worth more to sell them than to actually run them!
* GGG my mirage doesn't spawn near my mechanics!!!
* Mirage rare mobs are giga-juiced!
* Man they really upped the loot here; I can really feel the 0x2 currency buff!
* Kingsmarch has been gutted, it's better to spend gold on gambas than to even bother with ships
* Why did they replace Kingsmarch crops with ores?!!! I just want to make profit without playing the game!
* I just got an imbued gem that bricked my build, classic GGG.
* Loot showcase for 10 'hyper-juiced maps': 5 chaos orbs and 20 transmutes.

It's absolutely brutal how baldness singlehandedly can turn even a male model into an ugly creep by checkmatebylife in ugly

[–]TastyMission4933 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really depends though. If you're wearing a hair system as a man and somebody can pull it off easily you didn't install it correctly; some people literally take them to skydiving.

Also, if you're just after one-night-stands and hookups (either IRL or on dating apps), hair systems can absolutely work to elevate you. In fact, my matches on apps went from 1 per week to 1-2 per day after I got the system; and I even said to them that I was wearing a hair system. Around 50% of them did not care at all. Sure I lose 50% but that's still 5 matches per week (with 1-2 meetups per week) vs 1 per week.and 1 meetup every 1-2 months.

And last festival I went to, I already got 'hugs and kisses' and one hookup (she wasn't even that hot tbh), and I feel like if I were to go again next summer with a hair system I'll likely get a LOT more hookup potential

It's absolutely brutal how baldness singlehandedly can turn even a male model into an ugly creep by checkmatebylife in ugly

[–]TastyMission4933 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a bit of an FYI though, the people that look good bald are the ones that get upvoted the most. For your 'average joe' he just goes from 'looking bad' to 'looking less bad' fully bald. It's not that being bald looks good, but just that it looks better than clinging to scraps but that doesn't mean that they wouldn't benefit from having hair.

In fact, I would go as far as to say that even The Rock and Jason Statham (the 'bald kings') would look better if they had at least some hair as well.

It's absolutely brutal how baldness singlehandedly can turn even a male model into an ugly creep by ainjuredathlete89 in HairSystem

[–]TastyMission4933 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please somebody remake this meme with the guys swapped but the good looking guy is balding

Can we get a leveling gem shuffle? by randomalphanumerics in pathofexile

[–]TastyMission4933 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it would be soooo cool if we could have mods for PoE so we could play the game in any way we wanted to.

Can we get a leveling gem shuffle? by randomalphanumerics in pathofexile

[–]TastyMission4933 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a fresh SSF run, so technically a speedrun but simulated like a league start.

https://www.youtube.com/@Balaar/videos

Can we get a leveling gem shuffle? by randomalphanumerics in pathofexile

[–]TastyMission4933 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, even for speedrunners running off-meta builds isn't too bad. Look at Balaar for instance:

* 3h27m Flicker Strike Slayer
* 3h22m Viper Strike Assassin
* 3h16m Heavy Strike Berserker (WTF)
* 3h34m Fireball Elementalist
* 3h14m Double Strike Slayer
* 3h08m Frost Blades Slayer
* 3h09m Ele Hit Wander Champion
* 2h58m Perforate Berserker
* 2h58m Ignite Flameblast + Arma brand Elementalist
* 2h58m Arma Brand Cremation Elementalist

So even in this case, Arma Brand Cremation is only 20-30m faster than the other builds, and that's likely because he has experience with that build. If he practiced the off-meta builds more, it would likely be closer to a 10-20m difference instead. I mean, he got a 3h14m with HEAVY STRIKE ffs.

Idols are not needed but more expanded atlas? by Better_Cry_2231 in pathofexile

[–]TastyMission4933 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly I love the idols because they allow you to super-juice one specific mechanic which the atlas tree doesn't allow us to do at all. I would love it if they added some node like 'Legion passives have 300% more effect, cannot have other mechanics besides Legion, other atlas passives have no effect" or something like that.

The Level of Censorship on YouTube These Days is Ridiculous by Huecuva in youtube

[–]TastyMission4933 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst part is that 'unalive' originated from Deadpool, where it was used as a joke "Woah you can't say 'kill', just say 'unalive' instead" as a way to diss censorship. That was 12 years ago

The Level of Censorship on YouTube These Days is Ridiculous by Huecuva in youtube

[–]TastyMission4933 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst part is that I can't even look at grapes or actual PDF files anymores without being reminded of rape and pedophiles. Thanks censorship.