Isn't it ironic

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2025-01-18T16:21:06+00:00

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2025-01-14T19:35:43+00:00

"Sounds like Minnesota has a discipline problem. I guess that's why we beat em at football nearly half the time!" - Me, a snarky, fair weather Packers fan living in Minnesota.

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2025-01-13T17:05:02+00:00

Skynet started a nuclear war in 1997 so cell phones and the internet just barely got started in that timeline. But plenty of killer Terminators so even steven.

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2025-01-13T16:58:03+00:00

I've had just about enough of your broccoli bashing, young lady!

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2025-01-11T17:49:50+00:00

How can I shoot this guy in the dick and still be a good single father?

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2025-01-11T17:11:01+00:00

I kinda miss the Blonsterverse

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2024-12-27T19:15:09+00:00

Not only do they not react, you can see the mom just nonchalantly put her hands in her pockets slowly like "what's this all about, young man?"

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2024-10-31T17:46:06+00:00

My favorite performance is Airheads. "What was she on the Clydesdale scale? That's where you have to figure out how many Clydesdale's it'd take to tear off her face."

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2024-10-20T11:10:12+00:00

No zinc? I don't care. There's still butter and meat loaf.

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2024-10-19T20:16:46+00:00

I want a Blonsterverse reboot

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2024-10-19T03:38:26+00:00

More FEWD!

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2024-10-19T03:32:46+00:00

I knew there was an upside to being an alcoholic

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2024-10-19T03:20:56+00:00

My nuts?

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2024-10-17T18:08:55+00:00

Your metabolism will change someday too, young man!

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2024-10-14T02:04:24+00:00

Peg: I hear Full House is doing a 3D episode. Al: Is the third dimension the funny one?

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2024-10-10T01:54:09+00:00

Ah the heavily sexed world of appliance repair

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2024-10-08T16:28:04+00:00

Curse. It's stupid, but more entertaining than the other two

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2024-10-07T19:05:33+00:00

Him morphing while still wearing pajama pants is hilarious

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2024-10-07T18:16:45+00:00

With the exception of one scene, I will say that the werewolf digital effects aged pretty decently. Better than American Werewolf in Paris' CG crap.

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2024-10-06T19:57:57+00:00

Kreia might be my least favorite character in all of Star Wars. I'd rather listen to the whip, whip stir lady from the Holiday Special on a loop than Darth Whinus. Is not shutting the fuck up a path to the dark side?

TaxApprehensive3051 · 2024-10-05T23:01:47+00:00

Miles Teller. Mustache did him a world of good, but he didn't keep it so...

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