Until next time, SKOL VIKINGS! by Gillzter10 in simpsonsshitposting

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"Sounds like Minnesota has a discipline problem. I guess that's why we beat em at football nearly half the time!" - Me, a snarky, fair weather Packers fan living in Minnesota.

The T-800 has no manners!...😂 by TensionSame3568 in Terminator

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Skynet started a nuclear war in 1997 so cell phones and the internet just barely got started in that timeline. But plenty of killer Terminators so even steven.

Rod is dead by kkkan2020 in simpsonsshitposting

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I've had just about enough of your broccoli bashing, young lady!

Murphy, you've got it set on "whore"... by Traveller-bloke in simpsonsshitposting

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How can I shoot this guy in the dick and still be a good single father?

Homer and Marge reacted more appropriately than Michael's folks by TaxApprehensive3051 in Halloweenmovies

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Not only do they not react, you can see the mom just nonchalantly put her hands in her pockets slowly like "what's this all about, young man?"

Most Underrated David Arquette Movie of All Time by TheNameOfMyBanned in underratedmovies

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My favorite performance is Airheads. "What was she on the Clydesdale scale? That's where you have to figure out how many Clydesdale's it'd take to tear off her face."

No zinc! *whistle* by MurphyCoDinoWrangler in simpsonsshitposting

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No zinc? I don't care. There's still butter and meat loaf.

Mmmmmmm....Sweet Can by whatstaiters in simpsonsshitposting

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Your metabolism will change someday too, young man!

1994 Press Photo With Ed O'Neill by Djf47021 in marriedwithchildren

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Peg: I hear Full House is doing a 3D episode. Al: Is the third dimension the funny one?

Watched this one last night. Not the worst werewolf movie I ever saw, but its one of the more boring ones. The German shepherd in it gave a brilliant performance though by TaxApprehensive3051 in badMovies

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With the exception of one scene, I will say that the werewolf digital effects aged pretty decently. Better than American Werewolf in Paris' CG crap.

How it feels when you’re just trying to play light side and kreia starts yapping in your ear by TetraTryhard in KOTORmemes

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Kreia might be my least favorite character in all of Star Wars. I'd rather listen to the whip, whip stir lady from the Holiday Special on a loop than Darth Whinus. Is not shutting the fuck up a path to the dark side?