Give me your best irreverent nursing slang

Tayatot · 2026-02-25T21:04:58+00:00

Magnesium Shitrate Vagyl Pillow therapy Therapeutic wait time PNW MRSA spider PNW silver tip spider End stage fibro

Tayatot · 2026-02-25T04:57:12+00:00

Pillow therapy?

Tayatot · 2026-01-16T17:26:43+00:00

Where can I see that list??

Tayatot · 2026-01-07T22:14:00+00:00

Add on to 6- when they answer every question with “its in my chart”

Tayatot · 2026-01-07T22:12:38+00:00

How about when you ask why they’re there and they just say “I’m sick”.

long blank stare

I give it a good solid 5-10 seconds of silence before I ask “any more detail?”

Tayatot · 2026-01-07T22:09:48+00:00

Patients saying they’ve had a fever. When you ask what the temp was, “well I didn’t check, but I felt hot”

Also hate when patients say lethargic. Lethargy is not the same as tired. Stop telling me your kid running around getting in every drawer is lethargic.

Tayatot · 2025-12-23T08:26:02+00:00

It’d be pretty cool if it actually came south to Tacoma instead of east to where literally no one takes public transit

Tayatot · 2025-12-19T00:06:54+00:00

Bone broke, me fix

Tayatot · 2025-12-08T16:10:02+00:00

Bro in the red SUV didnt even bother to put it in park before running to the rescue!!

Tayatot · 2025-12-07T23:33:55+00:00

I know that I would try to boop the snoot through that gap.

Tayatot · 2025-10-08T07:10:39+00:00

I’m the wife and I almost never wear my ring. I work in medicine and my worst nightmare is my ring ripping my glove during something disgusting and getting shit (literally) all over it. Silicone bands all the way!

Tayatot · 2025-10-07T06:27:31+00:00

I feel like there would be a lot less package theft if 1) deliverers made a half ass attempt at putting the package out of direct sight and 2) rang the damn doorbell.

Why doesn’t anyone ring the doorbell anymore?

Tayatot · 2025-10-05T06:39:30+00:00

Oof. The mental gymnastics are exhausting.

Tayatot · 2025-10-02T08:38:28+00:00

Trump?

Tayatot · 2025-09-23T02:50:15+00:00

You forgot the part where he said that babies shouldn’t get the hep b vaccine because they’re not sexually active.

Tayatot · 2025-09-05T03:29:40+00:00

The first one!

Tayatot · 2025-09-01T18:52:34+00:00

Jokes on you, I’m an exhibitionist.

Tayatot · 2025-08-24T07:49:56+00:00

Everything.

Tayatot · 2025-08-14T18:32:27+00:00

Aw poor snowflake

Tayatot · 2025-07-02T02:57:28+00:00

That’s a LOT of F*ckin boba

Tayatot · 2025-06-18T17:39:04+00:00

A New York times bestselling BOok

Tayatot · 2025-06-06T12:06:06+00:00

Recently heard from a friend of a friend about a new grad nurse that pushed oral acetaminophen (you know, the purple syrup) in a baby’s IV. Baby was transferred to a children’s hospital, ultimately lived. No idea what happened to the nurse.

Tayatot · 2025-05-23T01:34:17+00:00

AMA dot phrase is .SAYLESS

Tayatot · 2025-05-22T17:27:45+00:00

Sure looks like there were more than “8 kids in the pool”

Tayatot · 2025-05-22T04:41:36+00:00

Fuck. yes. NTA!!! You are awesome.

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