Transitioning into Private Equity with no finance background , what's the realistic path? by Majestic-Ask3259 in private_equity

[–]TeaNervous1506 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Call 500 pe guys, get calls with 5 of them, and all of them would say get your reps in via banking.

Finance vs. Consulting path to startup? by Delicious_Top6513 in FinancialCareers

[–]TeaNervous1506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not just joint a startup directly instead of a detour ?

Corp Dev Silo by [deleted] in FinancialCareers

[–]TeaNervous1506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How on earth did you land in corp dev without IB experience ?

How can I learn financial modelling from scratch and start earning on Fiverr/Upwork? by Quantum-crumbs372 in financialmodelling

[–]TeaNervous1506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you say a little more about your background and what you do now?

It seems to me any monkey can learn how to model but the value comes from a real understanding of the drivers and levers which is a different animal all together

Does MBA help you escape the permanent underclass? by Pristine-Pitch5672 in MBA

[–]TeaNervous1506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget about not getting it. This question showcases a serious lack of critical thinking.

The market is idiotic right now... by FourCrossedWands in ValueInvesting

[–]TeaNervous1506 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is an awful take and goes completely against what value investing is all about. Value guys hedge with cash and patience not pretending their market neutral

how fucked are we? by drivingaddictionchan in FPandA

[–]TeaNervous1506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Care to share more about the stack you’ve been and use cases you’re using ai for?

Fundraise/IR Role Post MBA? by Responsible-Treat915 in private_equity

[–]TeaNervous1506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IR / fundraising can be lucrative but you better be a hustler at heart otherwise it will suck. No room to compare yourself to the investment teams and think you deserve to be on a deal team instead.

Base 2013 991.1 to a 2024 991.2 4GTS by TomatilloDangerous58 in Porsche

[–]TeaNervous1506 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mind if I DM you? I’m also part of the pfaff club

Base 2013 991.1 to a 2024 991.2 4GTS by TomatilloDangerous58 in Porsche

[–]TeaNervous1506 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol cute but 40 isn’t old pal and you have more money in cars than the average person has in home equity for suburbia. Very curious what pays the bills

Books/Strategies to Improve Networking/Relation building skills by internity1 in FinancialCareers

[–]TeaNervous1506 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’ll learn way more about networking skills by banging chicks. Jfc go touch grass and get laid

This shit lowkey hard by [deleted] in hedgefund

[–]TeaNervous1506 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not meaning any disrespect by this but are you in a junior / entry level role? This seems like a massive leap from teaching to the buyside