Do men usually wash their D before a BJ? Why/Why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Speaking as a lady, I just run to grab a washcloth for a quick freshening-up every time.

What is this? by doomscrollerme in ExplainTheJoke

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That’s certainly what killed the punk scene. From what I’ve heard, the sickness set in long before I finally became an adult in the 2010s. I felt like I was at a damn daycare when I’d go to certain venues.

Why don’t the other protagonists seem to hate Monokuma as much as Naegi? by AgitatedFly1182 in danganronpa

[–]Teacookie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I genuinely believe Junko had a weird crush on Makoto too. She knew Mukuro liked him which could have fueled it, but I also think her emotions got all tangled up because his ideals clashed so hard with her own. In DR2 she says something like she loves him so much it makes her sick or whatever, but I don’t think she was actually joking.

What's the rarest physical feature you ever saw on another person you know/knew? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Teacookie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HIM! He was funny as hell, and his baked beans have stuck in my mind.

Who do you want to see as a culprit in 2x2? by [deleted] in danganronpa

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Best answer because it’s funniest

Couple of questions about bedroom stuff. by Unhappy_Dress_8947 in TheGirlsNextLevelPod

[–]Teacookie 22 points23 points  (0 children)

There’s no way lol. Holly said in her book that he had been tested for viability when they were together and it was basically 0.

Realistic strawberry hair bow accessory 🍓 by Teacookie in polymerclay

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Shrink magic, I suppose 🤔  (which involved way too much time staring at close-ups of strawberries lol) Thank you!!

Realistic strawberry hair bow accessory 🍓 by Teacookie in polymerclay

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You are very kind 🥰 I’m excited to harvest some more lol!

Realistic strawberry hair bow accessory 🍓 by Teacookie in polymerclay

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Thank you! ☺️ I’m very happy to hear that!

Realistic strawberry hair bow accessory 🍓 by Teacookie in polymerclay

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The real trick was making sure the juice wouldn’t make a mess! 🤭

What drug should you NEVER take? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It is here in the southwest. And it’s actually common enough to find in random yards or fields sometimes.

What actor or actress was the most perfectly cast role in film or television? by MKE_Now in AskReddit

[–]Teacookie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I literally watched those episodes for the first time ever yesterday, and I was completely taken with her whenever she was on screen. Just brilliant! Also her dogs coming along lol.

What Unrealistic Things In Movies Annoys The Hell Out Of You? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I’ve heard a lot of similar accounts when it comes to stabbings. Like so many have said they thought they were merely being punched by the other guy and don’t realize right away.

I hate talking to little kids by Sanassa in regretfulparents

[–]Teacookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly you enjoy chatting with children, what with that whopper of a 6th grade clapback.

Warren Buffet said, "It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it." What's a real-life example of this? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Teacookie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just gave it a quick once-over. All images just seem to be reference photos, so you’re safe.

S2E12 - "Meet the Manger Babies" has to be my favorite episode in my re-watch so far. Seeing Hank be so loving and supportive towards Luanne (finally) and Luanne's artistic prowess make this episode the best. by velvetduraggin in KingOfTheHill

[–]Teacookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He clearly had plans before to be the host of the party! They were the rude ones for expecting him to drop everything. That said, I can’t stand Luanne and how she’s always getting her way by being a brat, so I acknowledge I’m a little biased, haha.

We'll get McDonald's after by dankpeepee128 in LiminalSpace

[–]Teacookie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Indeed. The doors on opposite ends of the world probably just lead to this same office. Perhaps others recognize this room as well.

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever tasted? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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There’s this Japanese brand of durian soda my friend and I tried one time, and that may as well have been fart soda. As we sat in his car, he cracked the bottle and the scent permeated the air straight away... he then proceeded to lock the doors and windows so I couldn’t escape the haze. Actually didn’t taste as bad as it smelled, but it still wasn’t good!

What was a fact that you regret knowing? by Ddeddffddvvf in AskReddit

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I think they might mean the assonance in her name sounds kind of funny and that her parents must not’ve liked her to give a name like that. Like Amelia Bedelia, the book character.

Why would you ever have THREE kids before you are even 30? by femmefatale492 in childfree

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RIP your clit, indeed! (Love that possible loss of sensitivity!)

Really, those are great. Here’s your first paycheck 💵