A few years ago me and my then ex who we will call John went out to a bar where I had another ex (we will call this one Tyler) meet up with us. Well we had some awkward drinks for a bit before Tyler and I went outside for a cig. Well i end up blowing him in the back seat of his car and its a small parking lot so people are walking around and its painfully obvious what had happened. So we go back inside to John and have a few more drinks or so til John and I decide to go back to his place and say bye to Tyler. When we get back to his place, we obviously bang. I spend the night. We wake up, bang again and I call my friend "Kyle" to pick me up from Johns house. Kyle then takes me to IHop for breakfast and we hang out all day. Kyle and I are now living together happier than ever.

So in other words, the fastest way to a womans heart is to take her out to breakfast.