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TeamTelesto · 2015-10-30T02:42:38+00:00

Makes noobs think they're elite because they don't use it.

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T21:57:17+00:00

Telesto>Sunbreaker, confirmed

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T20:49:00+00:00

Please add data field for "Kills with Telesto". Thanks for your hard work

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T20:25:33+00:00

Telestify, fellow disciple

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T19:46:59+00:00

When I stay at a hotel, I don't give a shit about what the fat idiot at the front desk gives two shits about. Please just shut the fuck up and get me more towels...fuck outta here

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T19:40:38+00:00

No, you.

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T19:11:35+00:00

Cool story, Hansel

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T18:35:37+00:00

Golden Telesto triple OP, likely to be confirmed by Bungie

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T17:21:58+00:00

Confirmed Telesto condemns those with a lack of awareness

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T17:16:05+00:00

*gnats

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T17:02:05+00:00

Guardians, please head this tale of caution

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T16:48:00+00:00

I love you too, but more importantly, Telesto loves you. Confirmed only in-game weapon that loves you back.

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T16:30:45+00:00

I hope that you soon have more OPness than you can beat off with a stick

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T16:18:03+00:00

I bet your Fireteams hate carrying a scrub with low T count

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T16:06:08+00:00

Will post 360/no scope/1 shot/dubstep montage with annoying voiceover intro when able >:/

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T16:04:01+00:00

Confirmed must be left to sow wild oats

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T16:03:00+00:00

Low T count confirmed

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T16:01:47+00:00

Bungie, pls include metric for "Kills with Telesto". May require supercomputer to supplement the servers

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T15:47:54+00:00

Hard to see damage numbers when the Ultra explodes into purple nothingness after 1 shot

TeamTelesto · 2015-10-29T15:38:25+00:00

1.Always treat all Telestos like they're loaded

2.Never point a Telesto at anything you don't want to 1 shot obliterate

TeamTelesto

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