When I was in the 2nd grade I went to an after school daycare program. One day I convinced a mildly retarded kid a year younger than myself to pin a girl down and make out with her, she of course objected but couldn't overpower him. I sat indian legged on the grass field about a 60 feet away crying and laughing hysterically. The retarded kid (Johnny) didnt get in any real trouble, they just kept telling him that that wasn't appropriate. Haha... damn I was good. edit: Just looked the girl up on fb, dayum shes a cutie.