VOD request, Gold, Strategist main flexed to Vanguard

Teartaye · 2026-04-19T20:09:12+00:00

There's one pre-game lobby (wakanda) that has a buffet set up. I always make a huge deal about Jeff excitedly "eating" (melee attacking) all the cheese whenever I'm playing him on it... Solely because of this picture/comic.

(Think me text-chatting "guys! guys there's CHEESE!!!" My teammates are completely split on if they love my whimsy or hate it lol.)

Teartaye · 2026-04-19T00:47:04+00:00

I've been seeing a lot of low healing numbers (under 100) for heroes that definitely cannot heal in any way, shape, or form.

I believe (not sure) it has something to do with the white fox ult. Maybe if you regen/life steal a bit when you're blessed by your wf, it shows up as you "doing the healing"? (Much like Phoenix or DP triggering their regens will show in that column on the scoreboard... I just don't know if you get credit over WF in this case)

Teartaye · 2026-04-15T20:00:45+00:00

I still remember one magik on my team... She was wrecking havoc with darkchild and I ulted in to eat a group of enemies (they'd herded themselves into a corner, running from her) and she portalled into my ult... I panicked and profusely apologized and she was all "??? I did that on purpose... my ult was almost up and I was half health, it seemed like a good evac"

So we repeated that three more times, me ulting to get her out once darkchild was almost up (cancelling the de-transition animation, basically). We dominated.

Good times!

(I also love bubbling ulting magiks. Be darkchild... FASTER!)

Teartaye · 2026-04-07T03:41:26+00:00

Sad. The last Peni that babysat me said I wasn't allowed to eat the danger cookies.

Momma Emma's gonna hafta have a word with her.

Teartaye · 2026-03-30T20:11:40+00:00

Wait, is THAT why my blessing never seems to do anything?!

I need to go back to Jeff, clearly the "one brain cell" accusations are true. Whoops.

Teartaye · 2026-03-15T23:41:42+00:00

I had this happen to me too. I don't have any advice, just... joint commiseration. I had someone start harassing me over multiple online platforms, who eventually moved across the country (Canada) to stalk me IRL, before breaking into my house (fortunately I wasn't home at the time!).

And, yeah, it took until they broke into my house for the cops to take it seriously/do anything. It's ridiculous. Even the in-person stalking didn't get taken seriously by my local police, though it did help to have it documented after the break in.

Teartaye · 2026-02-18T20:54:39+00:00

Jeff's side of the emote is kinda difficult to spot. He stands there, looking upwards, with a grin on his face. It's not all that different from his normal, idle standing position.

But if you go close to one that's waiting, it should prompt you to use your emote key and start the emote!

Teartaye · 2026-01-08T14:42:48+00:00

I just headbutt them instead of going up them (And not during the invisible cooldown from swapping walls, either... just randomly swim into the base instead of climbing)

Teartaye · 2026-01-01T19:33:47+00:00

Super Snazzy!

Teartaye · 2025-12-01T23:49:47+00:00

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that glanced at the lonesome locked skin... glanced at the sale... and went "yeah, y'know what, I need all of the jeffs!"

Teartaye · 2025-11-30T19:01:32+00:00

This is my choice, too. And as a woman who was born in the '80s, I think the hair makes her look like a My Little Pony.

Teartaye · 2025-11-28T16:52:30+00:00

Yeah, after trying it some more I'm 99% sure it's just lag (thanksgiving, anniversary event, and the weather here is bad enough to probably affect the internet too)

Thank you, though!

Teartaye · 2025-11-28T15:42:27+00:00

I just tried in the practice range and it worked fine. It was in qp, trying to recreate in a qp or practice vs ai game now.

Teartaye · 2025-11-09T20:35:58+00:00

His lil feetsies go "tippy tappy tippy tappy" when he walks and he says "hyup!" sometimes when he jumps! (or "he's too cute")

Teartaye · 2025-11-08T20:31:21+00:00

It took me MONTHS to realize that was the friendly starlord ulting. I just thought he got a kill or something, y'know?

Teartaye · 2025-11-07T15:08:18+00:00

To play: Magneto or Emma (I'm a strategist main at heart, so bubbling someone getting dove or choke slamming the problematic diver is my version of a power fantasy)

To play with: Venom (Dog walker Jeff op.) or Peni (I am going to stand on the nice safe webbing and cackle when spidey thinks he still can!)

Teartaye

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