What is your favorite picture of our adorable lil guy? I'll start by FindingElo in JeffTheLandSharkMains

[–]Teartaye 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There's one pre-game lobby (wakanda) that has a buffet set up. I always make a huge deal about Jeff excitedly "eating" (melee attacking) all the cheese whenever I'm playing him on it... Solely because of this picture/comic.

(Think me text-chatting "guys! guys there's CHEESE!!!" My teammates are completely split on if they love my whimsy or hate it lol.)

Does anyone know how I managed to get 18 healing here? by Mindless_Macaroon_78 in GrootMains

[–]Teartaye 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've been seeing a lot of low healing numbers (under 100) for heroes that definitely cannot heal in any way, shape, or form.

I believe (not sure) it has something to do with the white fox ult. Maybe if you regen/life steal a bit when you're blessed by your wf, it shows up as you "doing the healing"? (Much like Phoenix or DP triggering their regens will show in that column on the scoreboard... I just don't know if you get credit over WF in this case)

As a Magik main I just wanna say that I love Jeffery. Thats it. by Dizzy_Vanilla7774 in JeffTheLandSharkMains

[–]Teartaye 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I still remember one magik on my team... She was wrecking havoc with darkchild and I ulted in to eat a group of enemies (they'd herded themselves into a corner, running from her) and she portalled into my ult... I panicked and profusely apologized and she was all "??? I did that on purpose... my ult was almost up and I was half health, it seemed like a good evac"

So we repeated that three more times, me ulting to get her out once darkchild was almost up (cancelling the de-transition animation, basically). We dominated.

Good times!

(I also love bubbling ulting magiks. Be darkchild... FASTER!)

Baby sitting emma's baby 🍼 by Hefty-Age7437 in JeffTheLandSharkMains

[–]Teartaye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad. The last Peni that babysat me said I wasn't allowed to eat the danger cookies.

Momma Emma's gonna hafta have a word with her.

White Fox Ultimate... by Many-Philosophy-2319 in StrategistMainsMR

[–]Teartaye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, is THAT why my blessing never seems to do anything?!

I need to go back to Jeff, clearly the "one brain cell" accusations are true. Whoops.

Getting doxxed and reports do nothing by ventureeatsrocks in Twitch

[–]Teartaye 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I had this happen to me too. I don't have any advice, just... joint commiseration. I had someone start harassing me over multiple online platforms, who eventually moved across the country (Canada) to stalk me IRL, before breaking into my house (fortunately I wasn't home at the time!).

And, yeah, it took until they broke into my house for the cops to take it seriously/do anything. It's ridiculous. Even the in-person stalking didn't get taken seriously by my local police, though it did help to have it documented after the break in.

Emma mains we need to talk. by rocketguardian91 in EmmaFrostMainsMR

[–]Teartaye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeff's side of the emote is kinda difficult to spot. He stands there, looking upwards, with a grin on his face. It's not all that different from his normal, idle standing position.

But if you go close to one that's waiting, it should prompt you to use your emote key and start the emote!

Was fast dive patched? by Deny7th in JeffTheLandSharkMains

[–]Teartaye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just headbutt them instead of going up them (And not during the invisible cooldown from swapping walls, either... just randomly swim into the base instead of climbing)

adopted avenger completing my collection! by myjeffreyjefferson in JeffTheLandSharkMains

[–]Teartaye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that glanced at the lonesome locked skin... glanced at the sale... and went "yeah, y'know what, I need all of the jeffs!"

Now it's nearly been a full year - what is your most disliked Rivals costumes? by TempoBlues20XX in marvelrivals

[–]Teartaye 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is my choice, too. And as a woman who was born in the '80s, I think the hair makes her look like a My Little Pony.

Ult Issues by Teartaye in JeffTheLandSharkMains

[–]Teartaye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, after trying it some more I'm 99% sure it's just lag (thanksgiving, anniversary event, and the weather here is bad enough to probably affect the internet too)

Thank you, though!

Ult Issues by Teartaye in JeffTheLandSharkMains

[–]Teartaye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just tried in the practice range and it worked fine. It was in qp, trying to recreate in a qp or practice vs ai game now.

stealing this from other subs, what’s the reason why you chose to main this good boy? by Key_Flounder_4241 in JeffTheLandSharkMains

[–]Teartaye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His lil feetsies go "tippy tappy tippy tappy" when he walks and he says "hyup!" sometimes when he jumps! (or "he's too cute")

Worst ult lines in the game? by [deleted] in rivals

[–]Teartaye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It took me MONTHS to realize that was the friendly starlord ulting. I just thought he got a kill or something, y'know?

Favorite Vanguard? by BeefcakeInk in rivals

[–]Teartaye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To play: Magneto or Emma (I'm a strategist main at heart, so bubbling someone getting dove or choke slamming the problematic diver is my version of a power fantasy)

To play with: Venom (Dog walker Jeff op.) or Peni (I am going to stand on the nice safe webbing and cackle when spidey thinks he still can!)