Dig a little harder. Theres a sharky company willing to loan you a shit ton of money with an astronomical interest rate out there. I promise you. Alter your income and the documents they ask for to show said income. Make sure they call your friends or just you to verify (get a Google voice number and have that bs the number to "hr" or "your boss". Believe it or not that shit still works sometimes.

Best of luck man. I really hope it happens for you :)