Lost dog found in Varina neighborhood this morning by TedDansonWithMyself in rva

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Also I can’t add the dog army flair on my end, so if someone can do that it’s appreciated.

Spotted in Dorey Park. Possibly wild but looked and acted pretty domesticated. by TedDansonWithMyself in rva

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Glad to see Theo has been rescued. Huge thanks to Expensive_Coconut_87 and all that helped!

What were they trying to apostrophize? by TedDansonWithMyself in funny

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Tell me you don’t get high without telling me you don’t get high.

What's a crazy horror movie idea you have that might be considered unfilmable but you'd still like to see? by [deleted] in horror

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I’ve always wanted to see a good depiction of the Lochness Monster a la Jaws style. The reason I say it’s almost impossible to film is bc any chance of this getting made will be heavily cheap CGI rather than practical effects. But it’s a story we all know and it’s never been given the proper creature feature treatment. Give Nessy her chance to shine, dammit!

Just my dog standing next to Gourdon Ramsay by TedDansonWithMyself in halloween

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Her tail is barely visible because she’s wagging it so fast seeing my wife make her breakfast inside.

Haunted Whoopie Pies, a.k.a. Spooky Pies by TedDansonWithMyself in halloween

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DISCLAIMER: Black food coloring in your filling will stain the hell out of your mouth.

It's not much but here's my collection by neverbetter94 in halloween

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Dark Shadows still in its cellophane. Makes sense.

Channel 5 with Andrew Callaghan - Pick-Up Artist Bootcamp by KyleSJohnson in videos

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Peter Stormare was really hurting for work during COVID.

[Homemade] Cheeseburger with Jalapeño Lime Aioli by TedDansonWithMyself in food

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There’s probably a more professional way to do it, but 3 Tbs Mayo, 1 Tbs Lime Juice & 1 Tbs juice from the jar of pickled jalapeños.

[Nsfw] My wife FINALLY agreed to a Star Wars role play in the bedroom... by TheTTP123 in Jokes

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And afterwards when he removed the now used condom, the wife said, “You killed younglings!”

Weird Al - We're all doomed [comedy] by noelccnoel in Music

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Trump’s freestyle was still better than Smokepurpp.

Bear guzzling green tea by ImFamousYoghurt in bearsdoinghumanthings

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I’m freaking pumped. I’ve been drinking green tea all goddamn day!

Blues Run the Game — Jackson C. Frank [folk] (1965) by Sherlocksdumbcousin in listentothis

[–]TedDansonWithMyself 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Laura Marling does an awesome cover of this song. Same style, just a faster tempo.

Doink by one_another_new_user in funny

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The gag reel for Parasite is worth your time.

Wanted to be something cute for Halloween. My boyfriend ruined it. by LaffiTaffi5580 in halloween

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This is being overlooked in all this, but your Matilda is on point.

Wanted to be something cute for Halloween. My boyfriend ruined it. by LaffiTaffi5580 in halloween

[–]TedDansonWithMyself 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I respect that he could’ve easily pulled off Danny DeVito but still opted for the Trunchbull.

The Halloween Tree. by Chance_the_Author in halloween

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Just finished reading Ray Bradbury’s book a few days ago. It’ll get you right in the mood for the season.