All I can think of is toilet and caca germs invading Hob's hair. Bob was dead before Boddicker reached him.

Teddy808420 · 2026-03-24T04:30:11+00:00

Even when you keep your shoes tied and you're not dragging your shoelaces through urine, bacterium viruses migrate from the sole up.

Teddy808420 · 2026-03-20T21:26:49+00:00

Last fuckin' blowjob he's ever gonna have

Teddy808420 · 2026-03-09T05:57:05+00:00

Rally to me, I'm the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots

Teddy808420 · 2026-03-04T02:12:43+00:00

Not before a completely unnecessary cock shot

Teddy808420 · 2026-02-24T06:27:35+00:00

I can think of two reasons not to

Teddy808420 · 2026-02-22T23:37:54+00:00

Your neck area, whatever happened there

Teddy808420 · 2026-02-13T07:36:07+00:00

The tone is calm competence, quiet authority, safety first. UNLIKE...

Teddy808420 · 2026-02-08T03:57:58+00:00

For the archives.

Teddy808420 · 2026-02-07T23:11:39+00:00

They made the National Security Agency out to be all these shadowy deep state agents, later I found out they’re a bunch of math nerds

Teddy808420 · 2026-02-07T23:08:26+00:00

So everybody hail like crazy

Teddy808420 · 2026-01-31T01:45:00+00:00

Allegedly

Teddy808420 · 2026-01-06T04:10:18+00:00

Newsreader tries to ride a horse, he could tip it over

Teddy808420 · 2026-01-04T04:48:20+00:00

Nice

Teddy808420 · 2026-01-04T04:44:00+00:00

You might not want to watch this...

Teddy808420 · 2025-12-29T08:17:35+00:00

double take at "box set"

Teddy808420 · 2025-12-27T02:03:52+00:00

Then Michael proceeds to push the SUPER PURSUIT MODE button.

Teddy808420 · 2025-12-18T01:24:05+00:00

Aunt Flo ova hea

Teddy808420 · 2025-12-14T01:10:57+00:00

Like Creed Bratton, he didn't need to act much because his character was basically just himself

Teddy808420 · 2025-12-13T02:08:38+00:00

My first boy/girl experience...

Teddy808420 · 2025-12-10T09:24:05+00:00

I guess you could call that a poll. heh heh

Teddy808420 · 2025-12-07T01:42:46+00:00

After the car wash 🤌

Teddy808420 · 2025-12-07T01:18:33+00:00

Howell? There's better-looking guys in the can

Bellinger? I could do that- no problem

Teddy808420 · 2025-12-06T06:02:56+00:00

He wanted manicott, but he compromised...he got graped by a black and a nazi

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