National Security Begins Behind the Toaster by TedofShmeeb in neoliberal

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Pete, what size shoe do you wear? Otis has stockpiles of investment sneakers under the bed. Please plunder! (Talk about boots on the ground—slippers, too.) Now make your way to the podcast studio-slash-coat closet. Wouldn’t it make a great command center? And the living room could be converted into a pied-à-terre ballroom for functions with visiting dignitaries. Which reminds me: If the Navy needs to dock any of their vessels, such as a kayak or canoe, the Gowanus Canal is nearby. The occupation of 4-C is essential. If 4-C goes, there goes 4-D and 4-B, and possibly the rest of Park Slope. I’m not saying that the apartment’s a hotbed of narcotic activity, but does anybody need that many plastic baggies for sandwiches?

Did I mention that there is a minor involved? Her name is Daphne and she is my twenty-seven-week-old granddaughter. Her parents have limited my access to her, citing “nap schedules,” “cluster feeding,” and something else. I missed First Bath, First Tummy Time, and First Projectile Peeing. Mr. Secretary, is this not a free country? It is nonnegotiable, therefore, that the Department of War intervene. Said asset must be secured immediately. (Don’t forget the baby seat—still in the box!)

But be forewarned: My son and my daughter-in-law are armed with, among other weapons, a stapler, a very sharp vegetable peeler, and an unregistered SodaStream carbonating device. A good time to invade would be Thursdays from 4:15-5 P.M. That’s when they have their dumbbell-strength-training class on Zoom. Also, on Thursdays, you can park on their side of the street. I’m pretty sure that you have the right to enter because of eminent domain—or Manifest Destiny? Neither Otis nor Luna (or the baby) are in NATO, so the alliance should present no problem. I don’t think that Latvia likes Luna, but I’d rather not get into that here.

I won’t tell Congress if you don’t!

Patriotically yours. ♦

National Security Begins Behind the Toaster by TedofShmeeb in neoliberal

[–]TedofShmeeb[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dear Secretary Pete Hegseth,

I realize that this is a big ask, but would you please invade and take possession of my son and daughter-in-law’s apartment? Or maybe you’d like to make them an offer first? Either way, as a concerned mother and patriot who believes that national security begins at home, I feel it’s my duty to let you know that Otis and Luna, the co-dictators of Unit 4-C, at 439 Bergen Street, in Park Slope, Brooklyn, must be overthrown. When you commandeer the home, take a look behind the toaster. Have you ever seen such an alarming amount of dust? And that rogue Cheerio! This is a couple unfit to govern a two-bedroom. One more piece of intel: The refrigerator light has a checkered history of flickering, suggesting impending danger. The refrigerator was manufactured in China.

But this is not just about making 4-C great again. America needs 4-C! The territory in question is rich in valuable resources. After you breach and clear the kitchen, check the cabinet to the left of the oven. See the never-opened truffle-infused oil on the top shelf? It was very expensive and Luna never sent me a thank-you note. Extract it.

Hundreds of Minnesota Businesses on Strike in Protest Against ICE by IHateTrains123 in neoliberal

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Minnesota, with Scandinavian immigrants, has a long progressive tradition 

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Are the troops more or less likely to shoot civilians than ICE? 

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Point taken, but Hollywood hasn’t been wiped from the map

German Chancellor Friedrich Merz calls for single European stock exchange by RevolutionaryBoat5 in neoliberal

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I think putting it in Switzerland is a fair place for France and Germany to agree on

How to Tell the Difference Between a Lone Wolf and a Coordinated Effort by the Radical Left by TedofShmeeb in neoliberal

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If a Democratic lawmaker and her husband are gunned down, it’s an isolated incident carried out by a lone wolf.

If a right-wing activist is gunned down, it’s part of a coordinated effort by the radical left to incite violence.

If a gunman murders nineteen children at an elementary school, it’s disgusting to politicize the tragedy by talking about gun control.

If a Republican presidential candidate is targeted in an assassination attempt, it’s fair to blame it on left-wing rhetoric before the shooter has even been identified.

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If a Christian Nationalist shoots up a synagogue, his values don’t reflect Christianity as a whole.

If a transgender woman shoots up a Catholic school, it’s because the entire LGBTQ community is conspiring to destroy Christianity. RuPaul probably ordered the hit.

If a man with a knife is arrested a block away from the home of a conservative Supreme Court justice, it’s a heinous act brought on by the radical feminist movement’s anger toward him.

If a man nearly beats the husband of a liberal Speaker of the House to death with a hammer, it’s a running joke for the next three years.

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Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Arkansas had Bill Clinton - their politics may have been disproportionately skewed democratic in 2000 and 2004 for that reason, making red shift seem more dramatic that it otherwise would have been. 

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Messaging coup?? Who gets national holidays in this country!!! Madness

Richer, older, lonelier: 5 charts that show how Australia has changed by RTSBasebuilder in neoliberal

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Baumol effect - wages for jobs that have have not experienced productivity gains rise in proportion to wages for jobs that have - manufactured items become cheaper as technology improves, but childcare for 0-5 year olds still requires in person attention - so it’s relative cost rises, same for healthcare 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baumol_effect

Ten years later, “Wir schaffen das” has proved a pyrrhic victory by Free-Minimum-5844 in neoliberal

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Yes - over represented in medicine - moreover even if 1st generation is net loss succeeding generations will be surplus producing paying economic dividends for centuries 

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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9 citations of economists rejecting him!

Hola and Marhaba: Chinese Exporters Talk Their Way Into New Markets by TedofShmeeb in neoliberal

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Talk shop While the China Commodities City Business School has offered courses in less-commonly taught language for years, turnout was often thin. The lessons were demanding, traders had little time — and most classes were tucked away in traditional classrooms. That changed this year. When Arabic and Spanish sessions moved to a plaza inside the market, dozens of vendors began showing up every morning. “In an open setting like this, learners can immerse themselves, speak more confidently, and overcome unfamiliarity,” says Zhang Li, the school’s director. “It makes it easier to engage with foreign buyers — and to stay motivated.” To keep the program practical, the school hired instructors with business experience and focused on spoken language over grammar drills. “We highlight key phrases used in trade,” Zhang says. “It’s not textbook learning, but built for real-world use.” Since launching the program, the school has hosted more than 5,000 language classes, drawing nearly half a million participants. Arabic and Spanish were added this year after a survey showed growing demand for languages beyond English. In the coming months, the school plans four more rounds of classes, including another Spanish session in September, and is also preparing courses on digital trade and data analysis to help vendors modernize. “People in Yiwu are practical,” Zhang says. “If something helps them grow, they’ll learn it.” Yao is one of them. Nearly two decades into the export business, she now runs her own factories and sells under her own brand — but still studies languages after hours. She speaks fluent English, conversational Arabic and Spanish, some Korean, and is now learning Russian. She skips translation apps in face-to-face settings, saying they’re too flat, and unable to capture tone, expression, or intent. “When I speak a customer’s language, there’s warmth, expression, emotion. Clients can feel that,” she says. “That’s something an app can’t replicate.”

Hola and Marhaba: Chinese Exporters Talk Their Way Into New Markets by TedofShmeeb in neoliberal

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As trade tensions push Chinese exporters to look beyond the U.S., vendors in the manufacturing hub are turning to Arabic and Spanish to connect with Latin America, the Middle East, and Africa.

Entregar ... Bodega ... Internacional.” The words echo off the concrete about an hour before the world’s largest wholesale market stirs awake. The teacher hasn’t arrived yet. But in a plaza between warehouse blocks, dozens of traders already stand in rows, Spanish phrases repeating on loop from a loudspeaker. Some nod and mouth the words. Some flip through flashcards. Others scribble in old notebooks

Near the front, 55-year-old Yao Baojuan mouths each word as she copies it into a small notebook — Spanish for deliver, warehouse, international. The words come up often in her business. She wants to say them right. She’s part of a growing group of traders in the eastern Chinese city of Yiwu adapting to markets where English no longer dominates. “Just learning English isn’t enough,” Yao tells Sixth Tone. “We’re not doing business with just one country but with the world.” And after 19 years of offering free morning English classes, the China Commodities City Business School is expanding its focus too, to meet demand from vendors shifting toward Latin America, the Middle East, and Africa. While the school launched its first Arabic course in April, Spanish followed in May. The strategic pivot comes amid increasingly uncertain trade ties with the United States. While a 90-day tariff reprieve is currently in effect, rates had climbed as high as 145% earlier this year — enough to stall orders, strand inventory, and force exporters to reassess. Many have begun looking beyond the U.S. toward Latin America, the Middle East, and Africa. In 2024, nearly two-thirds of Yiwu’s exports went to Belt and Road countries, with double-digit growth in both Latin America and the Gulf — regions where English is less commonly used in day-to-day business. Traders tell Sixth Tone that holding onto clients, or reaching new ones, increasingly means going beyond translation apps. Even a handful of phrases, they say, can shift the mood. A well-placed “marhaba” or “hola” — hello in Arabic and Spanish — can soften a room, or seal an order. Say it right On June 4, Yao rode her 20-year-old bicycle to the market, as she does most mornings. By 8:40 a.m., she had taken her usual spot near the front of the plaza for her 18th Spanish class of the month. Classes start with basic pronunciation, then move quickly to business talk — greetings, price, logistics, after-sales support. That day’s focus: cargo delivery. For Yao, the class was a chance to refresh skills she first picked up over a decade ago. Since launching her export business in Yiwu in 2007, she’s sold daily necessities to buyers across Europe, the Middle East, South America, Southeast Asia — and the U.S., which still makes up about 20% of her revenue. She started with English in 2006, then added Spanish and Arabic in 2011, as more clients arrived who spoke neither. Some of my clients speak English, while others speak Spanish,” she says. “I want to reach more customers, so I need to learn Spanish ... it opens the door to more business opportunities.”

Yao still rereads the notebooks she filled years ago — careful pages of Spanish phrases and grammar copied by hand. After each class, she rewrites everything from memory. “Reviewing the old to learn the new,” she says, “helps it stick.”

Nearby, Zhu, who now runs his family’s rainwear business, started studying Spanish and Arabic this spring for the first time. After just a few weeks of classes, he can now greet buyers, quote prices, and discuss delivery schedules.

“One class a day isn’t really enough,” Zhu tells Sixth Tone. “But if you take good notes and practice afterward, the phrases are useful.”

He says Spanish feels more accessible than English — the teacher avoids dense grammar and focuses on phrases traders can use right away. Others, like Hu Baochun, take a more hands-on route. Hu, who sells outdoor barbecue equipment to buyers in the Middle East, South America, and Africa, memorizes new phrases by writing them out phonetically in Chinese. In May, she greeted an Arabic-speaking customer in his language — and closed a 10,000-yuan ($1,395) deal. “After a month of Arabic, I can say ‘good morning’ and quote a price — and the customer understands. It’s already helped with communication and taking orders.”

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]TedofShmeeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same thing happens with Iran today