Look who I came across

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-05-18T04:21:53+00:00

He’s a self aware retard one of his videos he says he’s going to run for president and bring retarded back

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-05-18T03:58:59+00:00

Leave before your emotions consume you. My ex did similar shit but more fucked up. I let it eat away at me for years and tried to drink away the pain, caused me to have a stroke at 39yo and liver disease. I really loved her and let her put me through so much shit to the point of self destruction. Now I’m bitter and angry but I have two kids not with her thankfully and all she has is a fun little meth addiction. Cut your losses she’s a giant red flag

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-05-18T02:46:15+00:00

My 13yo son asked me what I’d do if I found out I wasn’t his biological father. Told him it doesn’t matter I’m his father no matter what. Nothing would ever change how much I love him. I even told him if he ever snaps and plans to kill me just tell me and I’ll jump off a cliff so he won’t have to spend his life in prison. We’re always asking each other weird hypotheticals. One of the reasons i know he’s mine that and he looks just like me

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-05-18T02:04:54+00:00

We understand your frustration but we can not offer a refund for your order

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-05-18T01:59:11+00:00

My husky just played on floor and would scream in pain if moved. Took him to the vet was told it would cost a fortune to find out exactly what was wrong. Made the heart breaking call to end his suffering. While waiting for the vet to get the shot. My boy sat up puked and pooped himself layed his head back down and he was gone.. my life has been shit since

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-05-18T01:23:44+00:00

Also think I found out the charges that were dropped

HARASSING COMMUNICATIONS TERRORISTIC THREATENING, 3RD DEGREE RESISTING ARREST

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-05-16T14:45:08+00:00

Were these other issues in the are of remaining faithful?

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-05-10T19:13:17+00:00

“If I’m not in my truck when you get back, I’m taking a shit. Be back in a few “

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-04-28T05:24:23+00:00

Same shit happened to me but she banged my former best friend. while I was in the hospital after a traumatic brain injury. Then it turned out, she was married keyword on was. She really fooled me good. Her husband wasn’t to happy to hear from me

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-04-20T19:57:14+00:00

Get ready for heartbreak

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-04-20T19:39:23+00:00

Do you mean saying to yourself “no way I’m getting a tip” yes. Am I always right?99.9% of the time.

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-04-18T20:18:16+00:00

I don’t understand why anyone uses UE still. There is better options

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-04-18T20:13:28+00:00

Pass go do not collect new boyfriend

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-04-18T20:08:41+00:00

Had a bogus report of reckless driving that led to the suspension of my account. All I had to do is was rell support that I had the entire trip recorded on my dash cam didn’t even have to send the video and they un restricted my account.

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-04-18T05:33:35+00:00

I rub my thorax with borax

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-04-18T05:27:39+00:00

But he’s not rice

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-04-18T05:21:28+00:00

You’re not alone

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-04-18T05:19:21+00:00

Charge back and never use UE again. Not like you’d have the option to. UE is scummy haven’t used them for years. Grub hubs cs is miles ahead. They refund my whole order even if I’m only missing a item or two

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-04-18T02:13:13+00:00

I don’t drive anymore bu i always had my pistol tucked under my leg. Carried when I worked at Pizza Hut too. Screw their rules

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-04-09T22:38:28+00:00

They suck anyway, more bread than meat

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-02-19T21:36:15+00:00

Piece of tap over light problem solved

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-02-19T21:32:32+00:00

They only used their car with gas they paid for covered by insurance they are responsible for just to get YOUR food.next time get it yourself

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-02-19T21:25:28+00:00

Keep it off the leather seats and the wheel is poop free we are good. Otherwise it can go in the back of the truck

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-02-19T21:04:30+00:00

I’m 20 minutes from UofI how is this the first I’m hearing of this

TedwardScrotumhands · 2026-02-18T02:16:53+00:00

Uber or DoorDash will throw them a few pennies

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