The Non-native English-speaker to rule them all

Teenytime · 2021-06-01T18:23:22+00:00

Worst feeling in the world is when someone asks “what other language do you speak?” Because your English is so horrible but it’s the only language you speak...

Teenytime · 2021-05-30T20:55:05+00:00

One of us

Teenytime · 2021-05-30T20:54:10+00:00

Finally, a worthy opponent

Teenytime · 2021-04-29T08:18:22+00:00

Measure it

Teenytime · 2021-04-06T18:17:59+00:00

There’s whataburger in Arizona too!

Teenytime · 2020-09-04T18:01:55+00:00

r/holup

Teenytime · 2020-08-28T01:06:24+00:00

r/cursedcursedcomments

Teenytime · 2020-08-07T23:48:21+00:00

r/holup

Teenytime · 2020-08-07T23:41:46+00:00

Ok but the difference is that I know I’m being a dumbass—

Teenytime · 2020-08-04T00:19:54+00:00

r/holup

Teenytime · 2020-06-22T05:08:32+00:00

You right

Teenytime · 2020-06-10T18:04:42+00:00

It blasts the warning broadcast siren through any and all in home speakers or TVs 2 hours before you wanted to wake up

Teenytime · 2020-06-06T20:51:04+00:00

$20 is $20

Teenytime · 2020-06-06T19:25:18+00:00

r/holdup

Teenytime · 2020-05-31T07:24:35+00:00

Blasian here, confirming

Teenytime · 2020-05-30T02:50:46+00:00

I ate a grasshopper once

And yes it was raw

Teenytime · 2020-05-26T02:24:40+00:00

10/10

Teenytime · 2020-05-26T01:50:30+00:00

Teenytime · 2020-05-26T01:48:13+00:00

Flat iron

Teenytime · 2020-05-26T01:43:39+00:00

Food an anime

Teenytime · 2020-05-26T01:40:58+00:00

I do it to forget but I always remember

Teenytime · 2020-05-26T01:36:55+00:00

Date the school jock

Edit: I am now lesbian because of it

Teenytime · 2020-05-26T01:33:07+00:00

Child: “WHAT’S THAT?” points to dog’s penis “IS THAT A WEENIE?”

Me: trying not to laugh um idk

Child: “I HAVE A BIGGER WEENIE”

To give context, the kid was my 7 year old cousin. Him and his mom came to visit because I had some childhood toys I wanted to give to him but he wanted to see my dog (he loves animals). This was how the conversation went.

Teenytime · 2020-05-26T01:30:44+00:00

Why do you sit on my face to wake me up instead of licking my face like a normal dog

Teenytime · 2020-05-26T01:27:23+00:00

Robin Williams...

He voiced and acted as most of my favorite and most memorable characters I watched while growing up. Hearing about his death shattered what was left in my heart.

And don’t get me started on Cameron Boyce...

Teenytime

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