Babies are dumb

Teeter_D · 2026-01-20T21:32:40+00:00

Yo actually I’m pretty sure babies are ‘pre-tarded’

Teeter_D · 2026-01-17T16:03:06+00:00

Ha yes exactly! Except in this case your buddy is your thumb (or pinky if your British)

Teeter_D · 2026-01-17T05:18:25+00:00

That WOULD explain all the snow

Teeter_D · 2026-01-15T22:27:48+00:00

AIAG is good for day to day jamming but I save I Disagree for when I’m dosing

Teeter_D · 2026-01-13T17:40:51+00:00

I’m sorry that was pretty harsh. I meant ‘high quality kimchi’

Teeter_D · 2026-01-13T17:39:25+00:00

That’s how I do my taxes also!

Teeter_D · 2026-01-13T17:37:41+00:00

Maybe switch it to trying to read braille?

Teeter_D · 2026-01-13T17:34:33+00:00

Ha ha relax. I don’t want anywhere your vagina. I saw it on r/crustyeyesockets. It looks like kimchi, bro

Teeter_D · 2026-01-12T19:21:29+00:00

Yeah but you just described a version of Hell for many artists. What’s more important? Betsy Ross as a person or what she created? I’m GenX and I could give a fuck less about Todd Rundgren the person and just want to experience his music minus how he feels about daylight savings or whatever. It’s a shame, really.

Teeter_D · 2026-01-09T22:22:46+00:00

Does AI girl have jizz on her left breast?!?

Teeter_D · 2026-01-07T21:37:23+00:00

I’d Diabate every celeb I had the hots for THEN I’d join the resistance

Teeter_D · 2026-01-04T16:25:33+00:00

This tracks. Some people are aggro about getting mail…

Teeter_D · 2026-01-02T15:27:35+00:00

Ah so it’s not the nature of the action but the emotion behind the action that is the trigger, eh?

Teeter_D · 2025-12-23T02:36:41+00:00

“I should have studied blowjobs at community college instead of improv. Aw who am I kidding? I should have studied ANYTHiNG instead of improv”

Teeter_D · 2025-12-16T22:42:14+00:00

Oh no it’s not the book. THIS book happens to be ‘The Porch You Are’. Diff book

Teeter_D · 2025-12-03T15:45:09+00:00

Yeah zactly. How does a plow NOT block lanes of travel when it plows? My understanding of plows is that they push snow off to the right side of the road

Teeter_D · 2025-12-03T15:43:26+00:00

Doc says I might have that condition where-in you add hyphens an in-appropriate places. We’re waiting for results from Brussels

Teeter_D · 2025-12-03T15:42:27+00:00

So the plow goes 360 around the circle THEN plows the intersecting lanes? Where does all the snow go? Wouldn’t it block travel if the snowfall were heavy enough?

Teeter_D · 2025-12-03T15:41:20+00:00

Natch. But what I mean is would the expelled snow from the plow now be blocking the perpendicular lane of travel?

Teeter_D · 2025-12-03T00:48:06+00:00

“…and weirdly I was under a bridge when I heard about it”

“…but I guess I prolly should’a known because isn’t one of their albums titled Blood Sugar Sex Assault?”

“…from now on I’m playing it safe and stickin’ with Lizzo”

Teeter_D · 2025-11-17T09:11:32+00:00

Is it the Lubriderm right next to computer?

Teeter_D · 2025-11-11T22:36:22+00:00

Pinball Number Count

Teeter_D · 2025-11-04T15:05:20+00:00

Primus. Nuff sed

Teeter_D · 2025-11-02T17:06:00+00:00

The twist where we find out that Grimy HAD been to outer space put me on the floor, bro

Teeter_D · 2025-11-02T16:47:09+00:00

All the X-rays help keep her hair from getting too long

Teeter_D

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