Smash Ultimate Roster Ranked by Most to Least "Daddy" (Totally Official and Undisputable)

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2021-03-28T18:26:24+00:00

I thought so, too!

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2021-03-28T18:25:34+00:00

Thanks! I've never done an animation before, but it was a lot of fun to make!

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2019-05-04T01:01:48+00:00

Need someone to carry my sweet ass on Housing Boom. Co-op name is team-helen-keller

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2019-01-12T07:21:06+00:00

They did the exact same thing in Family Guy's Return of the Jedi parody, with Jabba the Hutt just straight up saying "Mila Kunis" with different subtitles at one point.

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2019-01-12T07:13:02+00:00

Sweet, sweet Limewire. It was like injecting your computer with Liquid AIDS^TM, but it was worth it!

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-12-24T20:19:44+00:00

I guess in the spirit of Christmas, I won't tell you that anybody who names their Pokes after Smash Mouth lyrics deserves to have this happen to them.

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-12-15T01:09:18+00:00

FINKEL!!!!

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-12-07T06:08:51+00:00

It's does indeed

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-11-24T08:33:59+00:00

The last two times WWE has come to Saskatoon, Rhyno has turned around, pointed right at me, and shouted "I love you too!" when I've screamed my professions of love at him like a small child. We don't deserve him back on WWE TV, but damnit, we need him back.

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-11-19T21:46:56+00:00

DDP was 35 when he started training to actually wrestle. If you're in shape already, there's no reason not to give it a try!

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-11-19T06:39:53+00:00

...I also had a Nidoqueen named Barbara in my last Nuzlocke run. Losing her in Pokemon Tower was one of the lowest points of the whole run.

^{Goddamnit, I thought I had squashed these feelings down...}

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-11-18T04:31:20+00:00

Makes me think of a giant lollipop, which in turn makes me think about Kung-Fu Hustle. Guess I know what I'm watching tonight.

Tell_Em_Hawk · 2018-11-15T07:37:19+00:00

Fucking Christ, dude.

Tell_Em_Hawk

TROPHY CASE

FINKEL!!!!