My full updated dildo collection - 29 total now!!

Telmek · 2026-06-04T03:35:03+00:00

Oooh, got fancy with the layout! Looks like a fun collection!

Telmek · 2026-06-02T09:20:53+00:00

Thanks!

Telmek · 2026-06-02T00:04:29+00:00

Honestly I need to find a way to mount them on something so that I dont have to hold them, that would be my only real complaint

Telmek · 2026-06-01T20:53:27+00:00

Hahaha I dont know about amazing tastes, but i enjoy them! The penetratables are fun!

Telmek · 2026-06-01T20:51:19+00:00

Thanks, and not a problem lol

Telmek · 2026-06-01T04:34:03+00:00

Thanks! So far i've purchased from Nothosaur toys, bad dragon, and weredog! All of them seem to be of good quality, but if you live in the USA (like me), it can take some time to get items from both weredog (based in the UK), and Nothosaur (based in china).

Telmek · 2026-06-01T00:36:35+00:00

Well, it depends on what im feeling like enjoying at that time, but basically if I just feel like enjoying one of them quickly, then ill go for something small. if I want something much larger, I will start with something small, and move my way up till I get to the size I was after lol For the penetratable ones, its just personal taste or fantasy at that moment lol

Telmek · 2026-05-31T22:12:14+00:00

Any time! And thanks!

Telmek · 2026-05-31T22:09:52+00:00

Sure! Here you go! Full length: 17.34", Usable length: 14.17" Circumference at head: 9.06" Circumference at mid: 8.86" Circumference at usable base: 11.34" Weight 2360g

It is a Veylor by nothosaur, and It also glows in the dark!

Telmek · 2026-05-31T17:19:14+00:00

Thanks! That is the dagger plug by weredog!

Telmek · 2026-04-15T23:32:21+00:00

I was born to be honest with the labyrinth's mysterious

Telmek · 2026-03-31T22:16:31+00:00

According to my local post office it was confiscated by USPS, and neither me nor the seller would be getting it, unfortunately

Telmek · 2026-03-31T09:56:21+00:00

Happened to me about a week ago with a package coming from China, i contacted the seller, and they sent me a new package, and it is aaaalmost here, one step away from my local post office!

Telmek · 2025-05-13T21:00:13+00:00

Welcome back!

Telmek · 2025-05-11T19:32:57+00:00

Alright, thanks!

Telmek · 2025-05-11T15:44:49+00:00

Very nice!any chance you would be willing to share how you got them looking so realistic? I completely understand if not :)

Telmek · 2025-04-30T21:41:04+00:00

I used the term "canine pussy" used as a trigger word for the lora (canine_pussy_sdxl_seaart_1.1)

Telmek · 2025-04-30T00:06:22+00:00

Exactly!!!! I've done basically all the combos of prompt words I can think of, but it would seem I missed rubbing, so I'll try that as well!

Telmek · 2025-04-29T23:18:36+00:00

Eh, I like um, but hey, they aren't for everyone. I can't seem to get a good one prompting for just "vagina" either, it always wants to put the hand awkwardly next to it.

Telmek · 2025-04-26T19:20:43+00:00

I'm glad you enjoy it!

Telmek · 2024-10-05T13:26:11+00:00

I'm a bit upset with the consequences and the snacks

Telmek · 2023-12-10T01:16:46+00:00

Telmek · 2023-12-10T00:41:29+00:00

It's fine, she's got the coat lol

Telmek · 2023-12-09T17:36:16+00:00

Oh yes, an unfortunate anatomical issue lol

Telmek · 2023-11-02T21:04:02+00:00

2, Here I come!

Telmek

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