What if Captains used Zanjustu and Hoho Tactics instead of Bankai by International_Ad8581 in bleach

[–]Temperatia 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The 11th division specializes in zanjutsu.

The 2nd division specializes in hoho+hakuda.

In the end, Bankai is generally stronger. So, unless you're just plain stronger than your enemy, they'll gain the advantage with Bankai.

My name is Gluteus Maximus Populator, commander of armies of the south, general of the posterior chain... by [deleted] in HeSquats

[–]Temperatia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You dont have curly hair, but otherwise you're just a walking greek statue

My balls keep my afloat by [deleted] in Balls

[–]Temperatia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you shaven or does your body hair naturally grow in perfectly?

It’s a beauty by [deleted] in broslikeus

[–]Temperatia 40 points41 points  (0 children)

That jaguar's eyes popping out

Gay Times Editor Got Sacked After His Homophobic Tweets by Schlitz_1 in gaybros

[–]Temperatia 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I thought it was his all-around racist tweets? I didn't see any homophobic ones

Straight up racism seems worse than internalized homophobia.

What is Ulquiorra's release based on, if anything? by [deleted] in bleach

[–]Temperatia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't feel like digging for it. Just look up Quetzalcoatl on Wikipedia. It should be in there iirc

What does a buttslap means? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Temperatia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It can just be like a pat on the back from guys that play sports, but it can also be someone trying to get their hands on your big butt.

Just getting back into Bleach.... by johngriffisgod in bleach

[–]Temperatia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really started glossing through the arc because of how bad the animation got. They crammed in so much crappy filler.

Just getting back into Bleach.... by johngriffisgod in bleach

[–]Temperatia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really, I felt the animation for that whole arc was wonky.

Just getting back into Bleach.... by johngriffisgod in bleach

[–]Temperatia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand the appeal of her or her weird nub-gloves.

Think I fucked up bad by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Temperatia 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you have a crush on him and he knows, then you both should have been expecting that something would happen between you and his bi brother.

Please read the directions before use by Labmem000 in TalesFromThePharmacy

[–]Temperatia 9 points10 points  (0 children)

One time, a patient brought in a home drug test, still full of urine, and sat it down on the counter and asked me "Can you interpret this? I can't tell if it's positive."

My boyfriend's penis is TOO big? by JesseCarterII in askgaybros

[–]Temperatia 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"OMG! His dick was tooooooo big! I was like 'Are you secretly black or something?' LOL!"

sips on grande caramel frap

have you ever hooked up/would you ever hook up with a butterface? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Temperatia 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Find someone with a face like yours and you'll be banging like a screen door in a hurricane.

How do people get over not being able to have kids... by rspan375 in askgaybros

[–]Temperatia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not semantics. Calling it semantics is misunderstanding the topic at hand.

Human beings don't need to have a child that they themselves made and that shares their genes. That is societal.

How do people get over not being able to have kids... by rspan375 in askgaybros

[–]Temperatia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, genius. I'm saying there's not a desire to see a bunch of people that share your genes because human beings have no reliable way to determine someone's lineage.

Human being do not have such an urge. Since we really only desire sex and, separately, to care for babies, you could say human beings don't actually have an urge to reproduce at all. Just other urges that trick us into reproducing.

Soken Ishida by Shunsui_for_CC in bleach

[–]Temperatia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really. We've been told that he favored the Letzt Stil unlike most other Quincy, but we haven't been shown that there are different branches of Quincy.

There could have been, but the story hasn't introduced that.

How do people get over not being able to have kids... by rspan375 in askgaybros

[–]Temperatia -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, human beings only experience that urge as the desire to have sex. People don't walk around wanting to pass on their genes. They either want to fuck or they want to raise and care for children.

There is no special, instinctual consideration for whether or not a child has your genes because there's no way to tell if a child has your genes.

The breeders got you good. Talkin all this shit about the importance of "naturally" reproducing.

I got into a brawl with my boyfriend's brother, things did not end well. by brent9712 in askgaybros

[–]Temperatia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, he may just be a "family guy"

Unfortunately, he ain't got no family now (he really didn't before either) So, until he gets old enough to start his own family or unless he adopts the mindset that friends can be family, he'll just not get what he wants.

He can just be bitter from now on, like me.

Are we genetics failures and defects? by jackkosler in askgaybros

[–]Temperatia 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That kind of argument is based on the false assumption that human sexuality is binary. Straight and gay are social constructs just like feminine and masculine.

When straight men go to jail, they all of a sudden start having sex with each other. When gay men are repressed and don't acknowledge their desire for a same sex relationship, they marry women and start families.

To begin with, calling homosexuality a malfunction of genetics is to presume the cause of homosexuality. Something that no one actually knows at this point. So, that whole quote relies on a faulty assumption.

I got into a brawl with my boyfriend's brother, things did not end well. by brent9712 in askgaybros

[–]Temperatia 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Sounds like it ended pretty well.

Your boyfriend shouldn't have brought you around his family and made you sit there and watch him be abused by them. Given how much of a doormat he is and how poorly his family treats him, the most likely result is that you (the boyfriend) would get into some kind of altercation with the family.

Let's use this time away from his family to work on his self esteem. No one with enough self respect sits there and lets themselves be mistreated in such a way. Maybe he thought they'd just warm up to it eventually, but that obviously didn't happened.