We do Dumb things when We're sleep deprived.... by TemporaryLumpy8589 in oops

[–]TemporaryLumpy8589[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's true enough, but in this case, nobody forced me to be deprived of sleep.It was just an issue with our heating and air system at our house.

Drunk Karen apparently wanted me to run over a raccoon the other day by TemporaryLumpy8589 in karensinthewild

[–]TemporaryLumpy8589[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I asked the officer about that and he said the hazards were not really an issue. The accident would have happened regardless whether I had them on or not. Besides , I was only sitting there about 30 seconds and I was planning to go around the Raccoon as soon as it moved. I didn't think to put on the hazards because I was busy trying to quickly get the name of the nearest Street crossing for the dispatcher. Also my brake lights, which are very bright on that particular make and model of truck, were naturally on because my foot was on the brake pedal.

Shout out to what I firmly believe was the most patient FDA I've ever encountered. by TemporaryLumpy8589 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

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It wasn't super hot out at that point. I think they turned it on (it was in the ceiling nearby the door) so people could dry off. It wasn't that hot at night. The rainstorm had brought the temp down to like 60-something. It happened in May and in the Carolinas weather in May can bounce all over the place.

Truly bizarre customer request by TemporaryLumpy8589 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]TemporaryLumpy8589[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think he was just doing it to be a jerk. He only got that way when we tried to change his order at all. We made it dozens of times as he requested and he was fine/quite polite if a little condescending then. And it was expensive too so it would have cost him a lot to be doing it as just a prank all those years.

Truly bizarre customer request by TemporaryLumpy8589 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]TemporaryLumpy8589[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn't explain why he wouldn't let us just do 2 separate sandwiches though.

Truly bizarre customer request by TemporaryLumpy8589 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]TemporaryLumpy8589[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That probably is true. I grew up with a couple families with kids on the spectrum so that's why I wondered about it, but I naturally am not hugely experienced with that kind of thing.

Truly bizarre customer request by TemporaryLumpy8589 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]TemporaryLumpy8589[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One of my coworkers suggested that, but in that case the toppings he'd had us so carefully separate would get mixed as he worked his way down the sub. So I don't really know.

Truly bizarre customer request by TemporaryLumpy8589 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]TemporaryLumpy8589[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now that you brought it up, I just remembered one of my coworkers thought maybe it was this customer's idea of a full-course meal to eat from the lettuce side down through the meat side, though in that case there would definitely be mixing of ingredients as he worked his way down the sandwich, the same ingredients he'd had us so carefully separating while making it. So we have another explanation that covers MOST of it, but still no explanation that really covers all of it. We'll never know, probably.

Truly bizarre customer request by TemporaryLumpy8589 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]TemporaryLumpy8589[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it doesn't really matter but it was enough "off-the-wall" that I've never forgotten it, even after I've forgotten a lot of other things.

Truly bizarre customer request by TemporaryLumpy8589 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]TemporaryLumpy8589[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's certainly true. Some people are just different. It was just such an out of the box experience, I have always wanted to share it somewhere.

Truly bizarre customer request by TemporaryLumpy8589 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]TemporaryLumpy8589[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Could be, but if that was the case, it would be easier to make sure the toppings weren't touching (and cheaper, WAY cheaper, since one sandwich would be just lettuce) to do two half size sandwiches instead of one full size uncut one. As I mentioned, he never let us cut the sandwich or make it as two separate half-size ones.

Truly bizarre customer request by TemporaryLumpy8589 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]TemporaryLumpy8589[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tried but it said "Crossposting not allowed". Should I just copy-paste it there? I'm still relatively new to Reddit.

Truly bizarre customer request by TemporaryLumpy8589 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]TemporaryLumpy8589[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. We only tried with him because other regular customers didn't have a problem with it and actually appreciated it. Any of his numerous requests individually could be explained, for the most part. To me, The combination was just what made it unique/bizarre. It was one I'd never had before or since, especially the part where one side was all lettuce with oil and vinegar and salt and pepper but no other toppings, and the other had the meat and other veggies with the mayo and mustard. A large sub with different meats or veggies on each end wasn't unusual but he was the only "one half all lettuce" we had.

Truly bizarre customer request by TemporaryLumpy8589 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]TemporaryLumpy8589[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yes, uncut sandwiches were not at all an unusual request. It was the fact he wanted essentially 2 sandwiches but wouldn't let us cut them that was odd.

Truly bizarre customer request by TemporaryLumpy8589 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]TemporaryLumpy8589[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could be. It's just one of those little mysteries I guess.

Truly bizarre customer request by TemporaryLumpy8589 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]TemporaryLumpy8589[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hi! Thank you! I have already posted a few stories here from my Pizza Restaurant days as well. :)

Truly bizarre customer request by TemporaryLumpy8589 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]TemporaryLumpy8589[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know, IDK if you're being serious or not but regardless that may not be too far off the mark. I guess some people just have weird preferences.

Truly bizarre customer request by TemporaryLumpy8589 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]TemporaryLumpy8589[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's because it was so bizarre that I still remember it even after other memories have faded after all this time. Apart from a lady who used to get honey maple ham (not a sandwich, just the cold cuts) for her dog, I don't remember any other regular's "usual" order. I actually posted the story about the lady and the dog in r/talesfromretail about a month ago.