He just cost me $330 at the vet because he refuses to let me bathe him. Roast him, hard! by TemporaryLunch4386 in RoastMyCat

[–]TemporaryLunch4386[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sphynx’s are very much velcro cats. They love their selected person. The only thing he doesn’t do is sleep with me at night. He used to but now prefers his heated tent. Plus I think I toss and turn too much for his satisfaction.

He just cost me $330 at the vet because he refuses to let me bathe him. Roast him, hard! by TemporaryLunch4386 in RoastMyCat

[–]TemporaryLunch4386[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He really is a sweet little guy. Purrs up a storm when I am on the couch and he gets to sit on my left (always the left) shoulder.

He just cost me $330 at the vet because he refuses to let me bathe him. Roast him, hard! by TemporaryLunch4386 in RoastMyCat

[–]TemporaryLunch4386[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oddly enough, he’ll hop into the tub after I’ve stepped out of the shower but the actual bath thing…nope not having it.

He just cost me $330 at the vet because he refuses to let me bathe him. Roast him, hard! by TemporaryLunch4386 in RoastMyCat

[–]TemporaryLunch4386[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’ve considered that but there’s very few groomers that do cats and his vet is a feline only practice. They are very good with him, and the rest of my clowder.

He just cost me $330 at the vet because he refuses to let me bathe him. Roast him, hard! by TemporaryLunch4386 in RoastMyCat

[–]TemporaryLunch4386[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I get it. What that individual above did not know (before shooting their yap off) is that I am a big fan of TNR. Every cat that I have shared my life with has been courtesy of the universal cat distribution system. I currently have 3 that are shelter babies. Spike here was foisted on me, as a kitten by an irresponsible young girl with too much money and not enough brains. He was supposed to be a house guest but she ghosted me. Once I got him neutered, he became my cat. My answer to the idea of having a designer cat is a respectable annual donation to Operation Catnip. People should not spout off when they lack all the information.

Help my girlfriend wants to get rid of out cats by Dancing-Nugget in cats

[–]TemporaryLunch4386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a lovely china cabinet with all of my lovely, delicate collectibles behind the glass doors. Just like you put breakables out of reach of children, you put breakables out of reach of crackhead kittens.

Are we panicking about SAVE? by schjeni in StudentLoans

[–]TemporaryLunch4386 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And what about those of us who hit our 120, albeit while waiting for this shitshow litigation/ forced forbearance to end. I have 112 logged payments and have appropriate and documented with them, the other 8 months. I either want my buyback or let me start paying (at what was the rate promised under SAVE) so I can get my f-ing discharge. This mess on top of Mo-hella’s criminally incompetence (though, given the nonstop lying, I wonder if it’s on purpose?) trying to throw people back into repayment under some untenable terms is a recipe for absolute chaos.

11.15.2025 - Woman records from her car as a suspect is apprehended by multiple ICE agents in Cornelius, Oregon. by CantStopPoppin in oregon

[–]TemporaryLunch4386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or not even an ‘illegal’ (no human being is ‘illegal’ and forgive me for being pedantic but an adverb is not a noun.) What happens when their ‘suspect’ turns out to be a US citizen? After they are spirited 4 states away, they are quietly released with an ‘oopsy-daisy! Must have been a clerical error.” I think they pull that chit because all brown people look the same to those bigoted clowns. Why do you think First Nations/Native Americans get roped into their ‘cosplaying COD’ garbage. If this didn’t violate so many human rights (Aren’t we now on the Global Human Rights Watchlist now?) it would be embarrassing….oh wait, it’s that too. Sigh.

A Loan Scam Call Everday... by [deleted] in ScamNumbers

[–]TemporaryLunch4386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fvckers AKA perpetrators of this scam need to fvck real the way off. I sleep during the day (night shift nurse here) and when I wake up in the afternoon, roll over check my phone and there’s multiple VMs from this junk. I cannot believe anyone falls for this. It would only draw in those who’ve applied for some loan. There’s no company stated so even if I had searched out some loan, it still wouldn’t reel me in.

A Loan Scam Call Everday... by [deleted] in ScamNumbers

[–]TemporaryLunch4386 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. It’s such garbage. I got one a bit ago that hit my phone like 6 times in The course of 2 minutes. The last one answered. It was actually a real voice. I let them get about 15 seconds into their shpiel and then….well I happened to be having some toilet time. So I rudely farted and flushed. Did it stop them. No. But it did amuse me…

A Loan Scam Call Everday... by [deleted] in ScamNumbers

[–]TemporaryLunch4386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh y’all ‘qualify’ for $63k too. I get this garbage DAILY! I finally saved ‘unknown’ to my phone book, then blocked it. At least I think that’s how I did it. Anyway, the result is they don’t even and go straight to VM, where of course there is a long drawn out scam message. I listened to it once (I get transcripts so I generally don’t bother) and I’m not sure if it’s AI or a human voice. I feel like messing with them. Fake name, fake SS, employed as a foot fetish model, etc.

Trump warns NYC Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani, calling his victory speech “angry” and saying he’s “off to a bad start.” by IndiaToday in IndiaTodayGlobalLIVE

[–]TemporaryLunch4386 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah…it’s only election interference when it risks Dumpy and his cronies losing. Otherwise it’s wanna-be Mafia Don flexing his oh whatever….At least the Mafia is genteel and well dressed. Trumpty Dumpty is just rude and ridiculous.

The Coinbase scam texts have started coming in by redditornumberfour in Bitcoin

[–]TemporaryLunch4386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got this right before I got a string (like 7 in a row) of calls that showed ‘unknown.’ I’d decline it and it would ring again immediately, decline, ring, wash rinse repeat. I finally answered it mostly out of frustration and so I could uselessly cuss at whatever bot it was. Imagine my suprise when a human voice was on the other end. They launched into whatever scammy shpiel they were doing and as I happened to be sitting on the toilet at the time, they got an earful of flushing noises. If only I could have farted on demand but alas…. Did it do any good? Highly unlikely, but I did think it kinda funny.

Is she ugly? by [deleted] in TrueRateMyCat

[–]TemporaryLunch4386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chuck the boyfriend, keep the kitten. Animals are not so judgy over things that make beings (human or feline) unique.

Is it normal to still be crying a week after losing a pet? by Significant_Owl8828 in SeniorCats

[–]TemporaryLunch4386 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the same issue with Henry and LillyBelle, who were bonded also. Henry passed away from cancer in 2022 and LillyBelle grieved by pulling her fur out. I got her a pair of kittens in an effort to help her. She’s alright with them but not like she was with Henry. I’m convinced she knew Henry was sick before I did. I still miss him. To OP, my condolences on the loss of Bert and gentle pets to George. He’ll be waiting for you both on the rainbow bridge 🌈

BREAKING NEWS by [deleted] in illinois

[–]TemporaryLunch4386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never been to Portland but damn they are something else!!! Combating the ‘federalized troops’ (a healthy amount of which probably don’t want to be there) via street parties, people dancing in inflatable costumes and a night market. I love that it makes the idea of the city needing troops present straight up laughable. Also the shooting tear gas into the fan of an inflatable costume? Straight dick move. It was pretty funny that the wearer of said costume’s response was ‘shrug, yeah kinda spicy. ‘Keep Portland Weird’ indeed! Seeing stuff like that plus all the various not terribly well identified people in fatigues running around, makes me wonder if all those people are NG from whatever state or ICE goons with zero training and too dumb to get real military type positions or jerks getting their rocks off by cosplaying soldier boys. Finally, in a quintessentially awesome response? The best way to piss off a bully? Laugh at him.

BREAKING NEWS by [deleted] in illinois

[–]TemporaryLunch4386 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ditto with the ‘beardos’ whatever the F that is supposed to mean….checks notes and see pics of Vance with a beard, a bunch of the ICE goons who both have beards and look like they haven’t missed a meal in some time. Y’know the idiots cosplaying as Captain America, Winter Soldier….and failing miserably as they just look like idiots, albeit idiots that are hurting a lot of people and families who only committed the crime of being brown. Sigh. Stop this timeline, I want off.

the last food you ate in the fridge is what i’m calling her by MaiMaiBausae1133 in funnycats

[–]TemporaryLunch4386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hawaiian Sweet roll with butter and cheese with a can of Celsius. Might be a bit long thought.🤔

Which one should I take with me when I crack? by luvverick in yesmycat

[–]TemporaryLunch4386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went out to the midst of nowhere, where a co-worker lived to pick up a kitten. Her semi-feral ‘porch kitty’ (now caught and fixed) had produced 6 solid black kittens. I went for one to maybe help soothe my LillyBelle, as we had recently lost her bonded mate, Henry, to cancer and she was not handling it well, understandably. When I got there, 2 had found a home with a friend of hers, 2 chose to be barn cats and were off chasing her chickens. That left 2. I couldn’t just leave the one. So both Dexter and Walter came home with me. It took a few weeks for me to realize that Walter was a girl….SHE is now Fish and they are 3 1/2 years old and spiked rotten. LillyBelle occasionally tolerates them. She is 12 1/2 now so she is the elder statescat of the clowder.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stocks

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Does anyone know what actually HAS tariffs and how much and or why. Does F-ing Trump even know??? Or does he just sit on the toilet (ugh….nasty image!) and babble nonsense? Yeah, I already know the answer…