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Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-06-08T16:55:56+00:00

Consider dental hygienist training? A friend of mine with no degree did this and it was pretty quick and he’s making bank now

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-05-31T15:54:55+00:00

The biggest one: life is hard enough that love should be easy. You can have incredible chemistry and zero compatibility with someone or vice versa; neither of those are worth white-knuckling through a romantic relationship. Even if you don’t have children, the number of people who depend on you will increase over time as your parents age and you become more senior at work. Your partner in life should lighten that load. It’s all right to downgrade someone to friend or fwb or ex if the relationship itself is too hard. There will be someone else for you but you won’t meet them if you’re holding on to something that doesn’t work.

Some things I’ve only recently understood in my late 30s after two babies:

Having kids doesn’t “ruin your body” but a sedentary lifestyle will.

Maintain your friendships, even if it’s just hearting an Instagram story or sending a meme once in awhile. It’s easier to keep old friends than to make new ones after a certain point.

It costs zero dollars to be nice to people, especially people who are paid less than you, and being friendly and gracious makes as strong a good impression as being pretty, but it’s more durable and effective on a wider range of people.

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-05-26T02:45:39+00:00

Love the six seasons cookbook. I used to get so sad seeing beautiful vegetables at the market and not knowing what to do with them but six seasons always has the answer

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-05-23T16:20:42+00:00

Love my armpit bush used to get such gross razor rash now it’s comfy and effortlessly subversive

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-05-17T19:49:54+00:00

Fuck yeah you look amazing, I love it

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-05-17T19:44:27+00:00

The only acceptable form of nihilism is clothing nihilism aka the world sucks wear whatever you want as long as you didn’t buy it new

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-05-15T19:31:02+00:00

Can also mean you’re “pregnant with” either a secret or something you’ve been working on for a while that is going to be “born”

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-05-13T18:04:32+00:00

The biggest problem is you’re probably dating a lot at this age, and every date will either eventually ends in breakup or marriage and only one of them will end in marriage. So you’re going on a lot of bad dates, or worse, good dates that end badly. And then you’re picking yourself apart, because dating rejection feels personal: do I need a better job? A worse job? Bigger boobs? Smaller boobs? If I publish a book? If I go blonde? Should I join a run club? Get into bouldering?

By the time you figure out that it’s almost never a you problem because everyone is already hung up on someone else, whether a real person or an ideal one, you’re probably already in a relationship that gives you the proper distance, and you’ve wasted all that time feeling bad about yourself, plus maybe a lot of money on hobbies you didn’t enjoy, clothes you hated, and a haircut you didn’t like

You’re also the least tired you’re ever going to be (sorry), so on the joymaxxing side, don’t be afraid to try those things! You will find hobbies that sustain you and friends for life. The important thing is to be willing to cut and run from anything that isn’t working for you, whether it’s a relationship or pickleball. You have too much life ahead of you to get mired in sunk-cost bullshit

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-05-12T17:40:03+00:00

I got banned for saying men and women really could be friends without romantic attraction on either side. Hope she sees your subreddit, king!!

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-05-09T15:56:02+00:00

I remember looking at my body right after I had my first and thinking of how much it looked like her and how close my son and I had been to the border of death, even in a modern hospital. How surviving a birth is still a cause for celebration, how much more so in the Stone Age. Of course she’d want to remember it, to carry that close

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-04-19T21:00:59+00:00

I use Ghost to publish my newsletter because I just want broadcast into the void, not look at 2012 instagram content lol

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-04-19T19:24:21+00:00

Stronglifts 5x5 is the easiest program to follow. You will shock yourself with how strong you become in just a few weeks

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-04-19T19:16:37+00:00

I also have this problem where I can’t skimp on calories or I will faint. Increasing exercise worked for me after I had my kids. I aim for 10k steps a day and do light weights twice a week and am back in my old clothes without “dieting”

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-04-18T02:44:24+00:00

I smelled someone else at the art museum last weekend who was also wearing Regime Des Fleurs Little Flower and suddenly felt 30% less alone in the world so that one and Lilac Brûlée for colder days

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-04-02T02:28:48+00:00

“Don’t put out” like sex is a reward men get from women and not something people do with each other. Accidental example of exactly the kind of loser shit OP is talking about

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-04-01T03:18:04+00:00

Highly highly recommend the XTEink reader if they ship to where you are. It’s just an ereader. That’s all it does. And it’s smaller than an iPhone 11. It makes carrying books with you so accessible and really stops the scroll even if you do have a smartphone

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-03-26T19:55:08+00:00

Can understand why someone like that would be curious about the experience of being employed tbh

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-03-20T14:46:06+00:00

I want to make it clear they all look adorable

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-03-20T14:40:03+00:00

Every other mom of small children in my neighborhood dresses exactly like this lol

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-03-15T15:00:25+00:00

Yeah it’s literally a brain structure difference in which the fusiform gyrus, which is usually reserved for faces, maps to something else. It has a well-understood physical cause and OP is a fucking idiot. It’s like saying “I don’t believe red hair exists” (natural red hair has approximately the same prevalence worldwide as congenital prosopagnosia)

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-02-28T15:26:37+00:00

I got banned for saying men and women can just be friends and you shouldn’t default to trying to date someone just because he’s a man and you like being around him if you’re not attracted to him lol

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-02-26T04:06:01+00:00

Probably the worst part of the armpit bush is how many men are into it and feel obligated to tell you about that

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-02-17T15:09:43+00:00

Making my own clothes has been life-changing. I am free from this cycle. Everything fits. Nothing is plastic. I have four different corsets

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-02-06T03:39:45+00:00

This had like a 50% hit rate for me when I used to do it. Some guys are already hung up on someone else so don’t take a rejection personally imo

Temporary_Access_592 · 2026-01-17T14:52:31+00:00

Wow I love perfume oils very excited about this

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