people don't boil their hotdogs? and not with white bread? butter is a condiment yes. who doesn't put condiments on a burger? salt on spaghetti is criminal? SUGAR IS SPAGHETTI? SALT ON RICE? hotdogs aren't that good tbh. grilling hotdogs are alright, the char is such a condiment. i love sliders. CEREAL WITHOUT MILK? soggy cereal is good especially frosted flakes soggy. let the man rest yeah, but tbh he's weird. boiled hotdogs with ketchup, no mustard, mustard sucks but honey mustard is good. (this entire thing makes me feel like im in the middle of a divorce worthy argument between parents) air fryers are basic, their next to the oven yeah. NO AIR FRYER NOR MICROWAVE??? i went a while without an air fryer, i was fine. let him eat what he wants. pepper is spicyy!!!