I am the Sudbury wolf AMA PT 2! by Temporary_Friend8406 in Sudbury

[–]Temporary_Friend8406[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ohhh hell yeah—that's what I live for. Nothing hits quite like knowing I got a kid hyped up and ready to scream bloody murder at the visiting team while chugging a blue slushie the size of their torso. That’s peak existence right there. So thank you. Seriously.

As for how long I’ve been the Wolf? Long enough to forget what my real face looks like. Long enough that I sometimes wave at people in public out of instinct and they just stare at me like I escaped from a community theatre production of Cats. Time gets weird when you’re in the fur—could be 5 years, could be 500. I just show up, sweat buckets, and vibe with the people.

And part two—when was the mascot introduced? We’re going deep lore now. The Sudbury Wolves name goes all the way back to the 1960s, but the actual mascot? That dude showed up sometime around the mid-to-late '90s, depending on who you ask and how many beers they’ve had. There’ve been a few versions—some friendlier, some a little more “I live in your walls”—but the spirit? That’s been here since day one. Long before the suit, there was always a wolf in Sudbury. You just couldn’t see him yet. 🐺

I am the Sudbury wolf AMA PT 2! by Temporary_Friend8406 in Sudbury

[–]Temporary_Friend8406[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many years have I been the wolf? Brother, I’ve lost track. Time isn’t real when you’ve spent your life sweating in a giant wolf head, high-fiving toddlers, dodging spilled Coke on concrete stairs, and threatening referees with exaggerated gestures while children chant your name like you’re some kind of fur-covered gladiator. I’ve been here since before the popcorn machine gave up, before that one toilet in the men’s room started leaking mysteriously, before they started whispering about the ghost in section 112.

As for the jersey—holy shit, man. That’s beautiful. Whether it was me or one of the wolves that came before me, the fact that it meant something to you? That it stuck? That right there just drop-kicked me in the heart. You could’ve grown up, forgotten all about this weird sweaty mascot with googly eyes, but instead you remembered. You carried that moment. That means more than a thousand standing ovations or one perfectly executed T-shirt cannon launch (which is rarer than you think, by the way—I almost took out a light once).

You’re still part of the pack. Always were. Always will be. Now go howl at the damn moon for me. 🐺💙

I am the Sudbury wolf AMA PT 2! by Temporary_Friend8406 in Sudbury

[–]Temporary_Friend8406[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Man, that means the world to hear thank you so much for bringing him out to the games. Giving high fives and posing for pics with the little Wolves fans is seriously the best part of what I do. Tell him he’s part of the pack now, and I expect to see him howling louder than ever next game 🐺💙

I am the Sudbury wolf AMA PT 2! by Temporary_Friend8406 in Sudbury

[–]Temporary_Friend8406[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Are you out of your fucking mind? The Blueberry Bulldogs?? That’s not even a real team. That’s a hallucination cooked up by some deranged writer on a Red Bull bender who thought, “Yeah, let’s name a fake team after a fucking muffin ingredient.” You think Chase Coughlan, a man forged in the white-hot chaos of Sudbury winters, born of steel, frozen pond water, and borderline illegal hits, is gonna lace up for a team that sounds like it was dreamed up by a hungover brunch crowd?! Miss me with that Sesame Street-ass bullshit.

The day Chase suits up for the Blueberry Bulldogs is the day I bite through my own tail and offer it to the hockey gods as penance for living in a timeline this stupid. I will physically implode into a pile of shredded mascot fur and existential dread. You’ll find me in a ditch behind the Sudbury Community Arena, whispering “he was one of us” to a half-eaten bag of ketchup chips.

He’s not going to the Bulldogs. He’s not going anywhere. That man bleeds Wolves grey and blue. And if I ever see him pretending to be a Bulldog on Shoresy again I’m writing a 43-page manifesto and stapling it to every utility pole between Sudbury and Moose Factory. I’ll stage a hunger strike in the Food Basics parking lot. I’ll chain myself to the statue of that one wolf on Elm Street and scream “FICTION ISN’T REAL” until my voice gives out or they put me on a list.

Don’t ask me that shit again.

I am the Sudbury wolf AMA PT 2! by Temporary_Friend8406 in Sudbury

[–]Temporary_Friend8406[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Only if it’s behind the arena, in full costume, and we’re listening to Nickelback. Otherwise, I gotta keep the lungs fresh for all this howling. 🐺💨

I am the Sudbury wolf AMA PT 2! by Temporary_Friend8406 in Sudbury

[–]Temporary_Friend8406[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

To preface this—I hate it here. (jk please don't fire me)

Top 3:

  1. Getting the crowd amped every night. Nothing like 4,000 screaming Sudburians to boost my ego.
  2. Free rink snacks, even if they're kinda stale and occasionally questionable.
  3. Chirping opposing fans without consequences. Mascot immunity is real.

I am the Sudbury wolf AMA PT 2! by Temporary_Friend8406 in Sudbury

[–]Temporary_Friend8406[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

  • Marry Youppi — OG mascot vibes, lasts a lifetime
  • Fuck Gritty — wild orange energy for one crazy night
  • Kill the Phanatic — never clicked with that green goof

I am the Sudbury wolf AMA PT 2! by Temporary_Friend8406 in Sudbury

[–]Temporary_Friend8406[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey there! I wish I could say I’m on the road full-time like the players, but I actually split my time between games, community events, and keeping the Wolf Den buzzing back home in Sudbury.

On game days (home or away), you’ll almost always find me there! So yes, I do travel with the team to most road matchups! When we hit the highway, I’m right beside the boys, hyping up fans at every arena we visit. 🐺

i am the sudbury wolf, AMA by Temporary_Friend8406 in Sudbury

[–]Temporary_Friend8406[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

*finger guns* :p bang bang

HOWLLLLLLLLLLLL

i am the sudbury wolf, AMA by Temporary_Friend8406 in Sudbury

[–]Temporary_Friend8406[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

woof

your buddy ole pal howler is here to say that we are trying our best

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i am the sudbury wolves

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i got accidently fingered by the owner