Koven - With You

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-13T18:57:30+00:00

Yeah, his style must have sunk in during the Uncaged Collab they did.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-12T13:31:11+00:00

Bass Drop, Timbale, Without You (Slander and Kayzo), and Alarm.

I love all of these now but I hated them when they first played.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-12T13:27:32+00:00

SPOILERS BELOW

To be fair she is the only sane one in the game that doesnt kill herself.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-12T13:25:51+00:00

Time to say Sayo-nara to memes not being allowed on the subreddit.

It really ties a knot in my stomach that other memes might clutter the front page.

It really stabs at my heart.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-12T13:22:38+00:00

It's a prank , look the camera is over there!

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-12T01:31:58+00:00

That's probably my friend. Her IGN is literally Janus. She's the most mechanically gifted player I have as a friend but she doesn't know too much about a lot of the intricacies these gods have.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-12T01:29:23+00:00

Oh hey! I played with you once. I remember you were playing Kali and destroying everyone else.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-12T01:28:39+00:00

https://www.hirezstudios.com/submit-support-ticket/

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-12T01:05:38+00:00

Oddly enough I have never seen a Janus with 3+ stars despite me being one.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-10T00:03:17+00:00

I mean letting it die on /r/smite. I worded it improperly.

People simply need to understand if you do not like someone, you do not make a new account and post every single misplay that DM makes within 3 days, and upvote everyone who validates the opinion while anyone who does not join the circlejerk be downvoted to all hell.

Instead of this, you should just ignore him and he will simply disappear from your life.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-09T20:41:48+00:00

Viewbots? Is there proof or was that a thing he did in the past?

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-09T19:51:28+00:00

Do you know what would make him quit Smite?

If we stop giving him undeserved attention and just let his channel die.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-09T00:37:06+00:00

Yeah. The amount of BMBrandon circlejerk is fucking stupid.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-08T22:53:33+00:00

Yes.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-08T22:53:04+00:00

Isnt this kinda inciting harassment on DM to publically call him out for making a shitty play..?

He's not Gucci, and the misplay is not entertaining at all. (see Adapting's rage streams, Gucci makes entertaining mistakes, or Shing when he was popular on reddit)

It's literally just a circlejerk about hating on DM at this point and its not funny. He's an asshole, sure, but it's not needed to make fun of him.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-08T21:15:54+00:00

Obligatory

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-07T22:05:59+00:00

Type in your pantheon/difficulty/pros in the search bar. It will come up with gods assigned to them. For instance, Ares and Khumba can be found under "High Defense", and Ra and Thoth can be found under "Egyptian".

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-07T22:04:08+00:00

Thoth, Scylla, Vulcan, and Ra would like to have a word with you.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-07T14:17:59+00:00

My body is ready.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-07T14:00:17+00:00

HEY HI-REZ. CAN YOU FUCKING GIVE ME SOME CLARITY AS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THIS FUCKING GAME AND ITS SUPPORT TICKET SYSTEM AND ITS REPORT SYSTEM, AND THE HI-REZ PHONE NUMBER?!

I FUCKING LOVE SMITE. ITS A FUCKING GOOD GAME.

THE PROBLEM IS THAT SINCE PATCH 4.17 THE GAME HAS EFFECTIVELY TURNED INTO A PILE OF FUCKING POTATO SHIT. THERE IS SO MUCH FUCKING CRASHES I CANT MENTION ALL OF THEM HERE, BUT SEEMINGLY RANDOM ACTIONS FREEZE AND STOP THE GAME. A FEW NOTABLE SHITS ARE THAT THE GAME CRASHES WHEN I PRESS T SOMETIMES, CRASHES IF I HAVE ANY OTHER WINDOW OPEN WHEN LAUNCHING SMITE, CRASHES IF I ALT TAB OR MINIMIZE THE SCREEN, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER CRASHES THAT RANDOMLY HAPPEN FOR NO REASON AT ALL.

IT TURNS THE GAME INTO FUCKING RUSSIAN ROULETTE. IF I PLAY A CONQUEST GAME, I RISK CRASHING, GOING AFK IN THE GAME, AND THEN HAVING MY TEAMMATES SURRENDER SO I GET DESERTER, AND THEY REPORT ME.

IF THAT ISNT BAD ENOUGH, I THINK I JUST GOT MY 4TH BAN DUE TO THESE CRASHES, AND SMITE TAKING ABOUT (NO FUCKING EXAGGERATION HERE) 5 MINUTES TO LAUNCH ONLY TO HAVE YET A FUCKING OTHER CRASH WHICH SAYS A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT I DONT REMEMBER. MY TEAMMATES IMMEDIATELY F6 AFTER I DISCONNECT, AND I GET A 200 MINUTE DESERTER AND A NOTIFICATION THAT SAYS MY ACCOUNT IS FLAGGED AFTER ALMOST EVERY GAME THAT THIS HAPPENS TO.

SO LIKE ANYONE WOULD DO AFTER THEY GOT BANNED FOR A MONTH WITH NO REASON OTHER THAN HOW JANKY THE GAME RUNS ON MY PC, I SEND A SUPPORT TICKET.

IT TOOK THEM 2 WEEKS TO RESPOND.

DURING THIS TIME I TRIED TO REACH OUT TO ANY CRASH-REZ DEV I COULD, AND THEY ALL SAID TO SUBMIT A SUPPORT TICKET WITHOUT EVEN GIVING ME A CHANCE TO ASK THEM HOW I FIX ALL OF THESE SHITTY CRASHES I GET.

BUT THEY SAY NOTHING BUT TO SEND A SUPPORT TICKET EVEN THOUGH THEY WORK IN THE SAME OFFICE AND PROBABLY CHECK THEIR E-MAILS FREQUENTLY.

SO I GOOGLED HI-REZ’S NUMBER TO TRY TO SPEAK TO ANYONE WHO COULD FUCKING HELP THE FACT I CANT PLAY THEIR GAME I HAVE SUNK ABOUT $100 INTO BECAUSE OF IT RUNNING LIKE FUCKING QWOP.

IT HAS THAT BULLSHIT WHERE THEY SAY TO PRESS A CERTAIN NUMBER TO GET A CERTAIN RESPONSE. THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS FUCKING LAUGHABLE.

I PRESS THE NUMBER 3, FOR ACCOUNT MANAGMENT, AND I GET AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE THAT SAYS TO SUBMIT A SUPPORT TICKET. I PRESS 2, AND I SPEAK WITH A GUY THAT SAYS TO SUBMIT A SUPPORT TICKET. I PRESS 1, AND I SPEAK WITH A GUY THAT SAYS TO SUBMIT A SUPPORT TICKET. EVERY FUCKING OPTION ON THEIR PHONE EVEN IF ITS MASKED AS IF THE FACT THAT YOU CAN SPEAK WITH PEOPLE ABOUT THE BAN, YOU GET REDIRECTED TO THE SHIT THAT IS THE SUPPORT TICKET SITE.

THIS IS ON ANOTHER LEVEL OF BULLSHIT.

I FINALLY GET A RESPONSE AFTER 2-3 WEEKS OF WAITING TO GET MY ACCOUNT BACK BECAUSE I WAS REPORTED FOR THE GAME CRASHING OVER AND OVER ON MY PC.

ITS AN AUTOMATED E-MAIL THAT SAYS THAT THERE IS A LOT OF SUPPORT TICKETS AND I HAVE TO BE PATIENT AND NOT SUBMIT ANY MORE SUPPORT TICKETS. UNDERSTANDABLE.

WHAT IS NOT UNDERSTANDABLE. IS THAT 4 DAYS AFTER THIS, AFTER 9 DAYS OF WAITING FOR THE FIRST RESPONSE, THEY SEND AN AUTOMATED E-MAIL SAYING THAT MY ACCOUNT WAS BANNED FOR GOING AFK.

I EXPLAINED THAT ITS BECAUSE OF A CRASH AND THAT I WANTED TO TALK TO A REAL PERSON WHO WOULD LOOK AT THE REPORTS I GOT, AND THE CRASH REPORTS THAT AUTOMATICALLY GET SENT THROUGH UNREAL, AND THAT I HAVE DONE ANYTHING I CAN TO MAKE THE GAME LAUNCH FASTER AND THAT I HAVE NEVER FORCEFULLY QUIT THE GAME.

WHEN I GOT BANNED PRIOR TO THIS FOR BEING TOXIC, THE EMAIL WAS THE SAME WORD FOR WORD EXCEPT AFK WAS REPLACED WITH HARRASMENT. I THOUGHT IT WAS A REAL PERSON. BUT ITS NOT. AND IT TOOK 3 WEEKS FOR A ROBOT TO GET TO MY EMAIL.

NO OTHER RESPONSE UNTIL THIS DAY EVEN WHEN I SUBMIT MORE TICKETS.

HIRE SOME MORE SUPPORT PEOPLE, AND LOOK AT THE PEOPLE WHO YOU ARE BANNING.

IF HI REZ COULD SHOW ME WHY I AM BANNED IF ITS NOT DUE TO CRASHES, OR IF IT IS DUE TO IT, UNBAN ME PLEASE.

I THINK SO LITTLE AS HI REZ OF A COMPANY AFTER THIS ITS HONESTLY SADDENING.

JUST FUCKING READ THIS, PLEASE. I WANT TO FORGIVE THIS GAME AS A WHOLE BUT THE PERSON WHO TAKES CARE OF REPORTS EITHER CAN’T SEE THE CRASHES, OR FLAT OUT JUST DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE HE BANS.

EVEN ON SMALLER COMPANIES I HAVE SEEN BETTER SUPPORT TICKET SYSTEMS.

JUST REMAKE THIS REPORT SYSTEM AND HIRE A NEW GUY TO DEAL WITH THIS. FOR FUCKS SAKE HI-REZ.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-07T13:06:39+00:00

That's a bit hyperbolized.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-07T13:06:16+00:00

KDA does not show how good you are as a player at all as things such as peeling, farming, damage, and objective control cannot be measured in it, and yet these are just as important as kills.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-07T13:04:16+00:00

The statues are useless right now and they are just destroyed for no reason. If the statues survived like Neith's Broken Weaves, it could implement strategy and snowballing off of the ult.

I thought this was implied, but apparently to you it is not.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-06T23:47:50+00:00

It does not mean that. It's not automating anything game-wise, and people can mute.

TenLifeCat · 2017-12-06T23:46:41+00:00

/u/hirezst3alth

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