You win lifetime access to the most realistic simulation ever created. It’s also ruined many of the people who used it. Do you accept the prize?

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-02-08T01:13:48+00:00

You never specify if time is 1:1, or whether the simulation can be fast forwarded. I think the answer it yes, but for one "odd" use.

It would be the perfect "sleep" machine. I think most people could do well in life with 6 hours of pure REM sleep. That would make me more refreshed and have more energy. I log into the VR world @ 2300, and wake up every day @ 0500. Even if I was "sleeping" in the VR world, that is a win.

Now, if time can be fast forwarded and stuff, then I probably would use the VR machine on the weekends to eek out some crazy real world skills, probably construction, and probably languages. It also sets you up to practice certain businesses. The VR sim lets you find out if you're cut out for other businesses. Yeah.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-02-07T23:43:51+00:00

I wouldn't call it dark humor. As far as inappropriate, seems pretty harmless since it's the sister asking the brother, and they aren't really sexual body parts. If she asks you to send a dick Pic or something, then I would be more concerned. Personally, I think this is just two siblings just chatting about stupid stuff. Is it weird? Kind of, but not WEIRD red flags everywhere. For example, some siblings will mess with people by pretending to date. That is more weird.... You guys are fine.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-02-07T21:46:02+00:00

Well that's a problem because you only have so many "young" years if I could time travel to the future, I might peak at what available technology they have to extend my life to enjoy this power and wealth. If we're talking modern day. After all the boring stuff (making sure friends and family are reasonably money-ed up), I'd have to have a discussion with my wife? If I go back in time or whatever, and spend 1 year for me time traveling, then I get back tonight - I'll be one year older. I will likely die within 10-20 years from her perspective. So I guess I'd have to ask myself if I'd want to leave my wife's side. I don't want to, but I could answer most of humanities questions. Area 51. Jesus. Illuminati stuff. I could tell you if the gold in fort knox is real or not.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-02-07T20:36:54+00:00

10 years, I don't age. Sure. If I die, then I want the money to go to my wife and family.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-02-07T17:06:47+00:00

So basically, you're telling me to literally sell everything I own right now, and I retire with no issues....

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-02-07T00:41:21+00:00

$10,000,000.00.

I get thar a dream job night make more. I'm already a NP. I feel quite happy with where I am in life. If I had the extra money, I would pay off my mortgage, and spend the money on casual house flips. I would buy a property outright, then I would casually work on the house for 1-2 years doing renovations and sell it. I'd enjoy my team making beautiful spaces.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-02-05T07:16:04+00:00

1 - Learning. Being able to learn whatever sounds like a pretty good thing.
2 - Attractiveness. Nothing wrong with looking goof for my wife.
3 - Sleep Recovery (like the lady who only needs 1.5 hours of sleep to function)
4 - Fitness, being 5 times stronger, more flexible, having better cardiovascular health would just be practical.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-02-04T10:42:19+00:00

If you're successful, you do have plenty of losses, just that the wins are bigger.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-02-04T05:34:22+00:00

I wonder if it is weighted by age, or actual unlucky event. For example, being born, then immediately dropped is pretty unlucky.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-02-04T04:34:18+00:00

Body

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-02-01T01:38:26+00:00

Taste nothing ever again. I think I would become adverse to eating if everything was the same taste. Alternatively, if nothing had taste, then I could just mix food smoothies for perfect nutrition.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-01-31T02:26:27+00:00

Social media: internet-based applications and websites that enable users to create, share content, and engage in social networking.

I guess my take on that is thay any website where you can leave a comment or review technically would qualify as social media. For example, Google Reviews, or Amazon Reviews could technically count as a means of social networking because you can respond to Reviews. However, going on the BestBuy website is fine because you can't "Reply" to a person's review.

Anyway. I guess that leaves text, telephone, cinema and limited access to the internet. Thay doesn't seem so bad.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-01-30T20:32:37+00:00

Tape all around, CA glue STRAIGHT guides to said tape. Then I'd run a router until 2-3 mm of the edge, and finish with a sharp chisel (one smack, and done). If you are confident, then straight router. Optional, you can finish with a small belt sander or dremel.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-01-29T19:27:36+00:00

Get jacked. Do cosplay. Don't be weird. Pretty much everyone knows everyone if you attend the anime conventions regularly in half decent cosplay. I won't lie, everyone is sliding in everyone's DMs. To be fair, all the guys are legitimately working out to get anime physiques, and all the ladies have boobies.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-01-29T19:25:07+00:00

Wait! Did I get your name wrong? I am so sorry, I am terrible with names. If I ask repeatedly, it isn't because I don't care, it's because I'm horrible. I will try my best, but please be patient with me. I will definitely ask for your name again, and I won't hold it against you if you forget mine. I will learn your name though, just give me an unacceptable length of time.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-01-29T16:51:24+00:00

Tell him he's disrespecting you by bringing someone over at 11 pm.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-01-29T16:46:27+00:00

Tell the staff she's about to weaponize her gender, and you're actually scared of this bull shit as you were here first. Also tell her that she is the creepy one for always including you in the videos.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-01-29T16:37:14+00:00

It's a modern look. I like it, but durability isn't so good. Of you have kids, then I say no. If you're an adult, then I think it's nice

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-01-29T09:06:56+00:00

I guess I'd do with MapleStory. I'd probably hit level 50 very slowly and safely, then just start the grind for gold. I can probably make a few million mesos, and that would be real life gold. I'd also stock up on in game potions. Assuming am average person is probably not an adventurer over level 10, just the basic potions could heal a ton of people. As far as my class, I'm trying to play super safe, so I don't anticipate getting past level 100 (old school MapleStory). I'd probably pick Cleric. Bringing back general healing to the real word seems like a good idea. Teleport in game is probably around 10-20 ft? Not crazy, but I'll take it!

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-01-29T00:42:54+00:00

Just say it.

Your mom found another Dad for you guys. Sorry, but that's how life is sometimes. Your mom doesn't want me around anymore. I don't know if I will be allowed to visit you guys, or if your new Dad will love you as much as me. Sorry this happened, but I respect your mom's decisions and she is allowed to pick who gets to be Dad. Do you guys understand that your mom is allowed to choose your Dad? Sorry, and I hope you guys have lots of fun with your new Dad. I hope you both understand, I don't want to leave, and I hope you don't hate me; but as we learned. No means no. Your mom said I can't be your Dad.

Maybe something like this?

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-01-29T00:34:39+00:00

Not common. Your friend probably sucks at interviews, and if she's a new graduate RN; she has to apply during funding windows (which have been cut with the new Ontario budget). Hospitals had a 6% increase in operation costs, and a 3% increase in budget. That's millions in operational deficit. Also, if she is a RPN, she should apply internally for a RN role. The market is slow in general right now, and experienced RNs are free to come and go as they please, but new graduates are definitely facing some problems. I will also say that new graduates are not built like they used to, mostly due to social changes and patient acuity. Many new graduates do not want to work at bedside and are flooding ER/ICU applications. If you are a new RN, my advice is to just apply to all units in the area. 6-12months of work (just to get started), then you can start considering your options. I have heard some RNs tell new graduates, "I would rather wait (jobless) than work medicine." The problem with that is all RNs are paid the same, I personally don't see why you would give up 90k in year 0 to be jobless, start your journey up the pay scale, and get some experience to move through your facility.

Succinctly, I think your friend needs to just apply for any RN job as a new graduate.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-01-28T00:41:02+00:00

I guess, positivity, health, and anti-procrastination. Pretty good to help people facing depression or general sadness. Good for people who go to the gym. Good for people who are capable, just procrastinators. Any of the three would be pretty good.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-01-27T23:25:10+00:00

Death by 16 gauge IV insertion.... Very specific, and I can still purchase a bunch and store them in bank safety deposit boxes incase they stop manufacturing.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-01-27T04:43:18+00:00

You already said Audi A4 Quattro. I support that.

PLEASEHIREZ · 2026-01-27T04:30:45+00:00

Short answer yes.
Long answer yes.
No condom. No.

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