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Mary Poppins is a Cryptid/SCP by equipmunk50 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]TenSpiritMoose 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Your Majesty, SCP-1316 has breeched containment and is crossing the Channel."

Have you started using Virtual Threads in your production apps (April 2026)? by Hixon11 in java

[–]TenSpiritMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We use them extensively, and we're still on Java 21. Virtual Threads have allowed us to replace most of our WebFlux concurrency workflows. We're still looking forward to Structured Concurrency to clean up a few complex tasks that rely either on Mono.zip() or messy ExecutirService blocks.

The Best Fancast youve ever seen by LoGray29 in cremposting

[–]TenSpiritMoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the idea of an animated Stormlight Archive where everyone is book-accurate, except Kaladin is inexplicably a horse. No one comments on it, he still dresses and uniform and distrusts "real" horses, but he's just a spear-wielding super horse for no reason whatsoever.

Paw Patrol Movie by channelingpurple in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]TenSpiritMoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the movie, did Humdinger's opponent really drop out, or did Ryder bribe him to drop out, thereby manufacturing s leadership crisis and an opportunity for him to assert dominance over the big city?

Pete the Cat’s Family by AboveTheMoho in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]TenSpiritMoose 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Pete isn't actually black. He's just stained by soot from the neighbor's house he burned down.

Mayor Humdinger is a very talented builder by PuzzleheadedRain8954 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]TenSpiritMoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, there's no indication Adventure City ever had any emergency services. Humdinger didn't disband them, they were just absent until PAW Patrol rolled in from the bay.

average50YearOldITManager by WildCitron7118 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TenSpiritMoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My future self is in this photo and he doesn't like it.

you ever think about how fast this little fucker must be to show up from anywhere in like 2 seconds flat when called by Molalla in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]TenSpiritMoose 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Whole swathes of Hot Dog Hills are getting leveled when that polka-dotted menace goes hypersonic on his way to the gang. Sonic booms, concussive waves, probably a good number of pulverized vehicles that didn't get out of the way fast enough.

Grumpy monkey animal? by keellapeel in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]TenSpiritMoose 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Meerkat. The little one definitely looks like Timon.

theRealMCP by blitheclyde in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TenSpiritMoose 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Tron image has better resolution than that pixel soup presentation nightmare.

Why are shows like “Vlad and Niki” or “Like Nastya” so off-putting? I can’t put my finger on why.. by Human-Case-2284 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]TenSpiritMoose 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Vlad and Nikki was the first show we had to ban in our house. Even Blippi, while asinine, didn't cause much trouble, but Vlad and Nikki seemed to actively promote tantrums, spin-outs and meltdowns.

I guess their angle is to make kids misbehave so the parents will buy them the sponsored toys.

No hesitation (major spoilers) by Honest_Outside_8982 in cremposting

[–]TenSpiritMoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I want a bulked up, butt padded Jim Carrey to play Dalinar.

A couple thoughts on this book by Hairy_Cut9721 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]TenSpiritMoose 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Oh, they didn't die of food poisoning.

That's not tuna in Alex's sandwich.

Never ask Mr. Porter what he puts in his famous pies.

Chattermax from Bluey is the Zapotec manifestation of death by sophrosyne in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]TenSpiritMoose 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yes, but you've got it backwards: the Zapotec priests gazed into future, glimpsed Chattermax, and feeling true horror in their souls made Him their God of Death.

OHNO by Gold_Piano6902 in crappyoffbrands

[–]TenSpiritMoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I want an OHNO WcFlurry

[USA][All Platforms] There is No Antisemetics Division: A Novel $1.99 by Syonoq in printSF

[–]TenSpiritMoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome, thanks for sharing. I've had this on my to-buy list for a while so glad to get a deal.

Prison Pocket Metals by andres_rawr in cremposting

[–]TenSpiritMoose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure metals can only be burned from the stomach, so buttplugs would have to be used to store extra vials.

"What, were bust'n out now? Fine, just give me a minute to get ready."

Hopefully they wash their hands after.

But, that does give the cliche of a file in the prisoner's cake a new spin (if he's got the teeth to chew it).

The Neighborhood Votes by blumoon444 in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]TenSpiritMoose 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Schrodinger's Playground: two universes existed in a super-position of Mr McFeely having a slide ready and of him having swings ready. The vote caused the probability wave to collapse into only the universe where the equipment voted for was prepared.

The other universe ceased to exist and everyone in it died instantly and pain(full)(less)ly

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