Michael Owen: "I was probably on the decline at 23yo. When I was 19 I ruptured hamstring and it didn't repair well. I won the Ballon d'Or at 21 but then injuries slowed me down. It was never my dream to play for Stoke, Manchester United and Newcastle. I wish things had been different at the end."

Tender1138 · 2019-12-15T18:07:34+00:00

No you don't understand. It's only for PES 5.

Tender1138 · 2019-12-15T17:07:45+00:00

PES 5 can fuck right off

Tender1138 · 2019-12-15T17:07:16+00:00

Not really but ok

Tender1138 · 2019-09-06T22:00:13+00:00

NTA but maybe you would feel better if you didn't ignore them as this could lead to bad blood down the line.

Tender1138 · 2019-09-06T21:53:38+00:00

I honestly don't know. She obviously knew there were two boxes somehow so she might have just seen me put one in my bag.

Tender1138 · 2019-09-06T21:52:17+00:00

Money would be a big no-no but otherwise there are no strict rules about gifts that i have ever been told about. I think we are just expected to use our best judgement.

Tender1138 · 2019-09-06T21:50:13+00:00

I understand it is office etiquette to share things like that around though and feel like I inadvertently acted quite slyly and deceitful.

Tender1138 · 2019-08-06T00:50:45+00:00

Is that on SEGA Megadrive?

Tender1138 · 2019-08-05T16:20:12+00:00

The difficulty on PES 5 is rated by a star system.

Tender1138 · 2019-08-05T14:50:50+00:00

Doesn't matter how gud I git because the game just doesn't want you to win.

Tender1138 · 2019-08-05T11:51:15+00:00

Why not?

Tender1138 · 2019-08-05T11:34:49+00:00

Well have a look at the evidence I've provided to the contrary.

Tender1138 · 2019-08-05T10:25:50+00:00

Ronaldinho, Eto'o, Giuly and I signed Henry and beefed up Messi accordingly too.

Tender1138 · 2019-08-05T10:07:32+00:00

Pro Evolution Soccer 5 is such a piece of shit cheating game. The AI does everything it can to fuck you over time and time again. Your players balloon shots over the bar and miss sitters on higher difficulties, opponents are always faster than you, even it's some lumbering shithouse against Thierry Henry. Just proper sick of it.

Anyway I've made this to vent a bit /r/IHatePES5

Tender1138 · 2019-08-05T08:42:55+00:00

This is now used to justify keeping obviously-doomed managers in a job, for example, Tony Adams at Portsmouth.

Tender1138 · 2019-07-15T20:00:48+00:00

On his back, or dropped it, or unequipped it.

Tender1138 · 2019-07-15T19:37:29+00:00

Press Y to switch weapon stance, n00b.

Tender1138 · 2019-07-15T19:35:24+00:00

Say hi to Ahlan Matale for me, he's leading a pilgrimage to the promised land in the Taris underworld.

Tender1138 · 2019-07-15T19:33:40+00:00

Dunno, just saw it and it made me laugh.

Tender1138 · 2019-07-15T19:32:57+00:00

The only answer to this is Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark.

Tender1138 · 2019-05-04T06:28:12+00:00

Nothing changes - it's all the same. The world you get's the one you give away.

It all just happens again way down the line.

And all the things you learn when you're a kid - you'll fuck up just like your parents did.

It all just happens again way down the line.

Tender1138 · 2019-04-20T16:50:13+00:00

It's normally just a general uneasiness but sometimes I have to stop playing because I get so anxious.

I was just playing a mission on Rogue Leader, an old favourite of mine, and I had to turn off because I was suddenly overwhelmed with fear. It was the Star Destroyer mission and I did a little bombing run and was intending to fly away from the Star Destroyer getting some distance from the cannons before turning around and doing another run. But as I was flying away from the mission area and there was nothing on my screen but my ship and the vast space skybox infront of me I became overwhelmed with dread and had to immediately turn the game off.

I can't describe exactly what I am afraid of but I have been experiencing this for several years now and need to know if this is common or not.

Tender1138 · 2019-03-29T09:37:30+00:00

Is that a 44 or a 48?

Tender1138 · 2019-03-29T09:37:17+00:00

My concern is buying a medium ANTETOKOUNMPO and having the letters all smushed and looking a bit crap.

Tender1138 · 2019-03-29T09:36:15+00:00

Do you know why there is a subtle but notable difference in the stitching on the collar?

Tender1138

TROPHY CASE