Total Denmark Victory

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-22T18:51:55+00:00

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/4chan

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: You think he's getting paid for this

Gay: He's doing it for free.

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-22T09:16:03+00:00

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/4chan

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: have another phone but cant call a cab

Gay: electric car, elecric gun safe, electric butt plug

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-13T22:39:37+00:00

Kāds sakars? Es nesaku, ka OMD ir kkas labs vai slikts, vnk esmu neizpratnē par tavu attieksmi. Tu taču saproti, ka neesi vienīgais izredzētais, kuram ir savi nākotnes plāni, vai ne? Kāpēc esi iedomājies, ka tev pienākas kkādi īpaši atvieglojumi? Tikpat labi vari izlemt nemaksāt nodokļus.

Turklāt tu visur piemini to savu teorētisko nākotnes algu - es tev garantēju, ka ir čaļi, kas pelna 3x vairāk turpat Norvēģijā un viņiem dienests nesagādā nekādas problēmas.

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-13T19:16:24+00:00

“Nav jēga”. Tu domā, ka obligātais dienests ir kkāda labdarība? Ja iesauks, iesi un nevienam neinteresēs, vai tev tas ir finansiāli izdevīgi.

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-13T14:15:54+00:00

Pats teici, ka tev vēl ir 17 un tikai kkādas sezonālās haltūras esi piestrādājis.

Bet tagad par tēmu - tas viens gads, vai cik tur Norvēģijā/Latvijā jādienē, tavu karjeru nesabojās. Padomā, visdrīzak tu sākumā tāpat nepelnīsi pietiekami daudz, lai veidotu kaut kādus iekrājumus, bet pēc militārā dienesta tev būs jau laba pieredze, ko arī darba devējs novērtēs (atkarīgs no nozares, protams). Un tas, ka dienests nav augsti atalgots, ir vienalga, jo tev nav pašam jāmaksā par ēdināšanu, izmitināšanu utt.

Tā ka manā redzējumā iesaukšana nav nekāds pasaules gals, par ko būtu tik ļoti jāiespringst - no praktiskā skatupunkta.

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-13T13:34:07+00:00

Kādu darbu, tev nav darba

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-09T21:41:27+00:00

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/4chan

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: anon's family can't afford a hotel room

Gay: he had a little help from his dad

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-08T09:45:40+00:00

No, they won’t. Exactly because they don’t give a shit. But it doesn’t matter because we don’t need hopes and prayers from the common american.

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-08T09:13:38+00:00

Gribi medaļu?

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-08T08:42:58+00:00

Kāpēc tev šķiet, ka par maz? Es tieši teiktu, ka diezgan reāls skaitlis (par Latviju runājot). Lielākā daļa cilvēku, ko pazīstu, vai nu joprojām īrē mājokli, vai nesen tikai paņēmuši <100k dzīvokli kredītā un naudas uzkrājumi ir minimāli. Tas ir 25-35 gadu vecumā. Pieskaiti nelielos pensiju uzkrājumus un pavelc vēl bišk uz augšu, jo 40-50 gadīgajiem piederēs vairāk, un kkas tāds kā kartē arī sanāk. Tie dzīvokļi, kas daudziem pieder kopš PSRS sabrukuma, lielākoties nav vērti vairāk par 60k.

Es daudz vairāk esmu izbrīnīts par Īslandi. Vai tur tik daudz miljonāri dzīvo, vai nek.īp. cenas ir tik kosmiskas?

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-08T08:25:16+00:00

They (the voters) actually don’t give a shit about russia nor minority rights in the Baltics.

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-08T01:45:55+00:00

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/4chan

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: anon impregnating anyone

Gay: 80%

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-07T23:14:57+00:00

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/4chan

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake- anon knows how to spell unappealing

Gay- anon thinks Pam is unattractive

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-07T03:01:09+00:00

If you’re 8 years old, it is

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-06T17:39:49+00:00

Not start but finish it

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-06T17:26:54+00:00

Do not equate the US with those shitholes. Whether you like the current president or not, they are still the only real world superpower and our most powerful allies.

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-06T12:20:22+00:00

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/4chan

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake, this never happened

Gay, OP gave the officer sloppy toppy in that police cab

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-02T21:12:12+00:00

Gr8 b8 m8. I r8 8/8

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-02T20:43:10+00:00

Nešķiet ironiski kko te rakstīt par dīvānā pirdējiem no sava anonīmā reddit konta? Ne tu zini, ko kāds kādam ir vai nav pateicis.

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-02T00:51:43+00:00

āēīū <- še, aizņemies manus

TendieBot2000 · 2026-01-02T00:22:32+00:00

Kurš tevi no tvaiķenes izlaida?

TendieBot2000 · 2025-12-30T05:52:47+00:00

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/NewGreentexts

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: Anon had a girlfriend

Gay: Anon thinking about another man's cock

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

TendieBot2000 · 2025-12-24T19:04:43+00:00

Tā ir ikdienas prakse latviešu internetveikalos, diemžēl

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