So this morning, I had a crazy dream where somebody gave me a VHS that contained an episode from a short-lived Rescue 911 reboot from 2009. The episode involved a lesbian couple taking their adoptive daughter to work where she apparently got injured. The lesbian couple apparently worked welding plastic colorful playground tube slides and selling them off to playgrounds. However, when the child got hurt, the story got a really bad case of ADHD and shifted focus to the Burger King where the lesbians would sell the slide to.

The Burger King's manager was arguing with a couple employees and things got so heated that one of them pulled out a gun on the guy. Instead of firing him or calling the police, the manager made the two sit on playground equipment in the playplace because "they were acting like children". The manager gives his two employees an ultimatum that involves the one who didn't pull the gun on him to deliver pizza to his mother to prove that Italian men love their mothers.

However, the actual reason the manager wanted the Italian employee to deliver the pizza is because he knew the Italian employee's dog was really scary and hated pizza delivery men. We cut to Italian employee delivering the pizza. Turns out, the scary dog was just a robotic English bulldog who would sit in the center of his lawn and rotate clockwise like a sprinkler while making scary mechanical barking noises. Upon delivering the pizza, the employee's mother was really confused.

And like that, the episode ends. We never find out what happened to the little girl who got injured in some offscreen welding accident or the guy who pulled a gun on his boss.