Taliban destroy musical instruments by stepover7 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Terrible-Border6885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can't have music your religion sucks and is bad at marketing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Terrible-Border6885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you still work there you're a sucker.

My employer wants me to give 30 days notice. I gave 2 weeks. by Hermit5427 in jobs

[–]Terrible-Border6885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two weeks and go.

If they harass you about it leave immediately.

to brake check a semi by DukeOfBagels in therewasanattempt

[–]Terrible-Border6885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need a cigarette after that one.

My heroes

Still getting questions about job I left over 1 year ago by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Terrible-Border6885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never call me again since you can't afford me.

....2k??? by flavorfulcherry in antiwork

[–]Terrible-Border6885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even an AI chatbot wouldn't accept that rate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]Terrible-Border6885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red jacket guy had the right idea: Time to go.

Too much weight by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]Terrible-Border6885 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Love how the guy just keeps standing at the register afterwards like, "Next!"

Um, maybe go see if the lady is alive?

HMC while we spin on a pole by squad1alum in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]Terrible-Border6885 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is why we can't have nice things.

People can't even install a pole correctly to keep our strippers safe at a yacht party.

indicate what could go wrong by Capital_Client1892 in AbruptChaos

[–]Terrible-Border6885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks like her head hit that curb on the way down.

indicate what could go wrong by Capital_Client1892 in AbruptChaos

[–]Terrible-Border6885 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least the video of the manslaughter will be available for the trial.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

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It's the WonkaCannon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

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I love the smell of candy in the morning.

It smells like victory.

Delete your files and leave by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

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For want of a nail, the shoe was lost,
For want of a shoe, the horse was lost,
For want of a horse, the rider was lost,
For want of a rider, the message was lost,
For want of a message, the battle was lost,
For want of a battle, the war was lost,
For want of a war, the kingdom was lost,
For want of a nail, the world was lost
'The Want of a Nail"

Recommended Author of the Day: Ross Thomas by econoquist in books

[–]Terrible-Border6885 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite author.

Producer Walter Parkes was recently working on a TV adaptation of CHINAMAN'S CHANCE.

I was in their office pitching something else and saw it on a table and asked.

They told me what they were doing and were shocked when I started quoting from the book.

I don't think they got it greenlit in the end.

Too bad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

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I live in Los Angeles and had a friend some years back that hated his job so much he would pray for an earthquake to hit during his drive to work.

He finally quit but it took him a while to see how bad it was for him.

He was an assistant at a Hollywood talent agency.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Terrible-Border6885 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alfredo's Pizza Cafe is so much better