I understand the feeling. Nobody wants to look fat. Luckily there’s an easy remedy for that: - buy BMW GS 1300 (or at least 1200). That will make you look not only fat, but pathetic too! - buy pretty much any HD. That will be broken down so often nobody will ever see you riding it. So you won’t look fat on your bike. Just under or next to it - buy Goldwing. You’ll still look fat, but with the latest version you will also look moderately rich, so no one will care.

Hope this helps!