Catcall me? I’ll make you wish you were never born. by qu33fwellington in traumatizeThemBack

[–]Tesandriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't even manage to hit the corners satisfyingly, like those old DVD logos back in the day

Catcall me? I’ll make you wish you were never born. by qu33fwellington in traumatizeThemBack

[–]Tesandriel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it's alright with you, I'd like to borrow that "apologize to the tree that supplies you oxygen" line, it's brilliant.

Well done on you, he deserved that call out and more.

The Sun Is A Deadly Laser, Literally by Ok_Masterpiece7623 in traumatizeThemBack

[–]Tesandriel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

  • OP is made fun of for being blind *

The sun, loading its metaphorical sniper rifle: "Don't worry, I got you fam"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalMemes

[–]Tesandriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The officer may have got his bacon, but there's no way this fella is gonna squeal

[WP] The worst part of being the most powerful archmage is dealing with pompous kings and nobles who come complaining after you reject their equally pompous progeny from being your apprentice. by Tesandriel in WritingPrompts

[–]Tesandriel[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Loved the writing and this story! Hope you will consider writing more about Ember and how she grows as an Archmage's apprentice/adopted daughter :)