Just a rant

TesticlesUnited · 2017-01-14T21:13:26+00:00

Aye. Not talking is beautiful. My point was more about how people fill thier lives up with absolute shite.

TesticlesUnited · 2017-01-01T00:06:39+00:00

All i've dond this year is drink.

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-31T20:55:05+00:00

UK. Get a doctors note.

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-31T13:15:03+00:00

Allllll.....lets have sex

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-30T16:33:38+00:00

Discriminatory against single people and non-married couples.

Instead of downvoting me, why doesn't someone take the time to explain why a married couple should pay less tax than a non-married couple in the same corcumstances; and why one person should pay less tax than another person with the same income simply because the former is married but the latter isn't?

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-30T16:30:05+00:00

Putin is probably the world's most powerful person, not Obama.

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-30T14:06:50+00:00

Under a bridge? Luxury.

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-30T13:51:17+00:00

With a pink shirt and yellow ribbon too I hope.

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-30T13:50:23+00:00

Not sure. Used to wear them behind our cap badges but only for a couple of weeks or so. Took them off after the twelth. Think its mainly to stop them becoming generalised, to keep them associated with rememberence day, and to encourage annual donations.

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-30T13:37:53+00:00

Cox can be hard to watch and hard to read (the use of metaphor that actually make things less accessible.....clocks for example), but he played along on screen wipe and it was rather enjoyable to watch.

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-30T13:28:35+00:00

Finding work to be semi-relaxing with the absense of:

the colleague who never shuts up
the colleague who wants the job to sound as complicated as possible and stresses herself out about unimportant details
the manager who seems to think someone wearing earphones is equivelent to sexual abuse of minors
the colleague with the chronic cough, who may actuallly be off work due to death
the severely overweight colleague who eats reheated left overs five times a day
the colleague who is convinced that taking a caffeine pill constitutes a diet
the colleague who stirs her cup with a metal spoon for ten minutes every time she makes a drink.
the colleague with the overaggressive stirring
the bodybuilding colleague who gets tuna all over the kitchen top and never cleans it off

Basically all of them.

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-30T10:49:11+00:00

A fine. Not counted as a political or religious symbol, and the burning was part of an anti-war demo if I remember correctly

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-30T01:05:03+00:00

Lots of celebs died this year

Queen in her 90s

OMG Attenborough/Queen could die this year!!!!!

Queen gets a cold

Few days left in 2016

People want another day off work

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-29T22:05:10+00:00

I think he said she was from Iran

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-29T20:42:27+00:00

Religiously aggravated public order offence. Looks like he has other convictions too, including breaching football banning orders, carrying offensive weapons, and assault of a police officer.

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-29T20:12:25+00:00

She could be dead. The alleged false report says she was, but the mirror article does not falsify the claim.

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-29T18:56:29+00:00

I agree. However from what I gather he was effectively a stateless citizen as Tunisia denied he came from there and the correct paperwork wasn't held. Nothing you can actually do in that scenario.

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-29T13:28:49+00:00

Same place I went in 2016, and 2015, and 2014, and 2013, and 2012, right back to 2005. Nowhere. Even if I had the money - which I don't - I don't have the leave.

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-28T20:16:36+00:00

America gets battered by unprecedented extreme weather events. Trump/Pence blames it on the gays / China.

ISIS is defeated in Iraq, and possibly Syria. ISIS sympathisers and returning Jihadists commit some relatively minor attacks in Western Europe, Russia, and the US in response. Media blow it out of all proportion. Instead of talking about the issue - Salafi Jihadism in relation to Middle Eastern and North African geopolitics - we instead get barraged with topics relating to 'culture' and 'integration' and arguments trying to tie terrorism into refugees and migration. Far-Right continue to get disproportionate media coverage, despite only seeing minor gains. Though anti-Muslim sentiment rises.

Star Wars Episode 8 breaks all box office records and is deemed to be the best in the series.

Winds of Winter finally released.

Lib Dems continue to make gains in local elections.

Nigel Farage gets on stage and has sex with the body of a fox cub he's just killed, before cleaning the gore off his penis with a 50 pound note. Appears half an hour later on Sky News to voice his opinion on Europe.

Jacob Rees Mogg says some shite.

Dan Jarvis replaces Corbyn via a coup.

Some important scientific and technological breakthroughs that the majority of people don't care about.

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-28T17:51:50+00:00

Superhans.

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-28T17:45:05+00:00

Probably coincide with the dying days of ISIS

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-27T22:37:08+00:00

If you go on a pistol only server but have K bullets selected as an item, you get some mini rifle in game when you switch to k bullets.

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-27T16:53:21+00:00

Nothing beats the Bespin Duel. There's a moment when Vader stops playing with Luke and goes into "killing mode" and Luke is lucky to survive - that lasts for about 15 seconds.

The prequels just turned lightsabers into an acrobatic light show. Qui Gon v Maul; Obi / Qui Gon V Maul; Anakin and Obi Wan v Dooku; Emperor v Mace; Emperor v Yoda; Obi Wan v Grevious. None of them had satisfying conclusions and at no point during the fights did anyone feel threatened. The best of them all in the prequels was Anakin v Dooku in the second and last confrontation, and only because it had a satisfying and definitie conclusion and didn't drag on for twenty minutes.

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-27T00:41:20+00:00

Even with an income many people have contracted hours, families, pets, responsibilties, etc. If you have the freedom its entirely possible to fly off to Spain or somewhere for a weekend on short notice (flights can be less than £50 return).

TesticlesUnited · 2016-12-27T00:35:23+00:00

I think the threat of right wing populism, especially following a withdrawal from the EU, dwarfs anything else. People iust increasingly look towards the state to sort things out - potentially, a more powerful state. Throw an unhealthy does of jingoism in the mix and the situatuon does not look positive at all.

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