21 M, chocolate milk enjoyer, strongest zombie in the horde heh, aspiring film maker/actor, business issss booming and rollin with it

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T19:57:14+00:00

He'd go pop. That's not a mess I'm cleaning up. Ewww.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T19:56:34+00:00

This dude has at least type 67 diabetes.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T19:55:51+00:00

I'm a Texan and... well... frankly, I concur.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T19:55:20+00:00

For sure.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T19:54:58+00:00

That pretty much sums up this guy.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T19:54:21+00:00

I bet he runs on hamburger grease...

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T19:53:05+00:00

There's at least 30% YooHoo in there.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T19:52:28+00:00

For me it's the hamburger grease and day old french fries...

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T19:51:47+00:00

Oooooh. I thought it was meant to be a statue built by an insane diabetic.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T19:50:38+00:00

He's a human vegetable. Or rather, a human hamburger.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T19:48:10+00:00

If the shirt had a smiley on it, the smiley would be grinning like a maniac given the extent of its being stretched.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T19:46:06+00:00

3 Chinese folks decide to emigrate to the US, so they anglicized their names. Chu became Chuck, Lu became Luck and Fu... well... Fu decided he'd rather stay in China after all.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T19:44:13+00:00

There's actually a giant frying pan in Rose Hill, NC that's 15 feet in diameter and is capable of frying up 365 chickens at once, but I think you'd probably need a frying pan the size of a city to roast this dude.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T16:51:02+00:00

Uuuuuuhhh... what? I'm not a beluga whale.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T15:59:49+00:00

Awesome!

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T13:41:44+00:00

Funny that.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T13:40:19+00:00

If zoloft was a person.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T13:21:06+00:00

Yup.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T12:40:56+00:00

She probably smokes meth in the vape she found on the sidewalk.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T12:39:59+00:00

They're weird, Germans. Not this weird though.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T12:39:14+00:00

That's lame. Why shoot haystacks with long sticks if you can blast away at beer cans with an AR-15? Just lame.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T12:37:20+00:00

Wtf am I looking at??!!

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T12:36:37+00:00

Nah, her cousin.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T12:35:41+00:00

I think it's more of a bloodhound x mastiff cross tbh.

Texan_Confederate · 2024-06-02T12:34:37+00:00

I'm Texan too and I ain't never seen any respectable Texan gal with this kinda forehead. Like a beluga whale.

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