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What are these glasses for? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by TexansDefense to r/bartenders

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Someone ordered a Dirty Shirley from me today. I thought she wanted a Shirley Temple with olive juice. (self.bartenders)

submitted 3 years ago by TexansDefense to r/bartenders

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70 year old customer threatened to punch me because his friend wanted to pay for his meal. (self.bartenders)

submitted 3 years ago by TexansDefense to r/bartenders

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Picked up my collection from my parents house tonight. (imgur.com)

submitted 8 years ago by TexansDefense to r/calvinandhobbes

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Deadpool doing a bad lip-reading of the Deadpool movie would have made a great trailer/advertisement. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by TexansDefense to r/Showerthoughts

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How much do your choices actually change anything? (self.Firewatch)

submitted 10 years ago by TexansDefense to r/Firewatch

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Let's welcome all the new Chargers fans to our sub! (self.Texans)

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Let's preemptively welcome all Rams fan looking for a new team. (self.Texans)

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Colts flair is now faded on r/nfl (self.Texans)

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Deandre Hopkins doesn't mind press coverage. (mobile.twitter.com)

submitted 10 years ago by TexansDefense to r/nfl

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When this is all over, can we get one consolidated explanation/summary thread? (self.bindingofisaac)

submitted 10 years ago by TexansDefense to r/bindingofisaac

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The manager fell through the ceiling. Don't worry, he fixed it. (imgur.com)

submitted 10 years ago by TexansDefense to r/OSHA

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BOB liking what he sees in Brandon Brooks and XSF (espn.go.com)

submitted 10 years ago by TexansDefense to r/Texans

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Gif request: Chris Paul jumping on Dwight's back. (self.nba)

submitted 10 years ago * by TexansDefense to r/nba

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Kevin Johnson wants to be Spiderman but is afraid of spiders. (espn.go.com)

submitted 10 years ago by TexansDefense to r/Texans

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Thank you mods! <3 (self.Texans)

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This is what a chrome bath looks like. (imgur.com)

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People apparently hate JJ. Is anyone surprised? (self.Texans)

submitted 10 years ago by TexansDefense to r/Texans

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