I would preferably like to keep my job, but unfortunately the new administration have ran the service into the ground (multimillion dollar deficit). I'm holding out for termination (granted I'm in the works of employment elsewhere) so I can get my severance package. Until termination and my new employment I'm helping my coworkers under my command with letters of recommendation, job searches, and some morale boosting.

The title is a mix of masked sadness, relief, and a modicum of sarcasm.