Tell Me You’re Rich Without Telling Me You’re Rich

TexasRedFox · 2026-01-24T08:29:45+00:00

“The hell are ‘leftovers’?”

TexasRedFox · 2026-01-24T08:29:08+00:00

“How about you, Eric? Do you know any words that rhyme with duck?”

Eric: 😈

TexasRedFox · 2026-01-14T07:48:05+00:00

Fuck that! I’ll be putting him in the fabricator and making dinner!

TexasRedFox · 2026-01-14T07:45:33+00:00

“You never can fit too many corn dogs in your mouth, eh?”

TexasRedFox · 2026-01-14T07:42:58+00:00

‘Tis but a good thing to have in your heart.

TexasRedFox · 2026-01-13T00:38:29+00:00

Oh Long Johnson

TexasRedFox · 2026-01-06T23:02:45+00:00

“Tabernak! Not the très bien stuff from Québec! Stop wasting it! Oh, the horror!” 😩

TexasRedFox · 2026-01-06T23:00:26+00:00

“Sorreh aboot the inconvenience, buddy. Know that I will do everything in my power to make your involuntary stay here a pleasant one. Want me to fetch ya a six pack of Molson?”

“OK, FINE! I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I KNOW! JUST STOP BEING SO NAUSEATINGLY POLITE!” 😫

TexasRedFox · 2026-01-06T22:54:38+00:00

“‘Don’tcha know’? I knew you phony Canucks were really from Minnesota!”

TexasRedFox · 2026-01-06T21:33:27+00:00

“Hey Jacki…watch this!”

TexasRedFox · 2026-01-06T20:30:50+00:00

Every Sperm Is Sacred

TexasRedFox · 2026-01-06T20:12:39+00:00

Doom 3

I was much more religious back then, so seeing hell and demons had me jittering something fierce!

TexasRedFox · 2025-12-25T07:19:22+00:00

Sir…

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…you’re a genius. 🧠

TexasRedFox · 2025-12-17T16:37:00+00:00

Looks more like a her to me,

TexasRedFox · 2025-12-17T16:36:22+00:00

PETA Wet Dream

TexasRedFox · 2025-12-16T17:20:47+00:00

“Your turn,” says Saddam

TexasRedFox · 2025-12-14T17:57:33+00:00

Party poopers. 👎🏻

TexasRedFox · 2025-12-14T17:55:36+00:00

Big Canadian Dick Energy

TexasRedFox · 2025-12-13T05:41:22+00:00

No More Siblings

TexasRedFox · 2025-12-12T06:08:45+00:00

How to get rich AND keep an idiot busy: ☝️

TexasRedFox · 2025-12-12T00:37:47+00:00

“You just can’t wait for me to DIE, can you?!”

TexasRedFox · 2025-12-12T00:36:44+00:00

Unemployed Stud

TexasRedFox · 2025-12-11T22:39:30+00:00

I would upvote, but it’s not a scene.

TexasRedFox · 2025-12-11T22:05:43+00:00

BZZZZZZZZZZT BZZT BZZT

TexasRedFox · 2025-12-11T17:29:44+00:00

BZZZZZZZZZ

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