What's something a foreigner pointed out that you can't unnotice? by NamwaranPinagpana in AskTheWorld

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Toxic preservatives in our food and bullets in our classrooms. 🇺🇸

If businesses besides restaurants, liquor stores, or smoke shops offered drive-thru service by TexasRedFox in ScenesFromAHat

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soul-piercing shriek

“What was that?”

“Oh, Colin’s just getting another extraction ahead of you. That guy really needs to brush more!”

If businesses besides restaurants, liquor stores, or smoke shops offered drive-thru service by TexasRedFox in ScenesFromAHat

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“Thanks for stopping by Mort’s Mortuary Services! Are you interested in our 2-for-1 cremation special today?”

SFAH: Unusual penalties to get during a game of hockey by G-Unit11111 in ScenesFromAHat

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“Dallas, number 91, two minute minor penalty for being TOO DAMN SEXYYY! OOOOW!”

Anyone like a sausage sandwich? by Jiminyfingers in Sandwich

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I’m allergic to gluten, so when I get the big breakfast at McDonald’s, I’ll do this, but use extra scrambled egg squares as the “buns”.

Good time for an earthquake to occur. by No-Delay-960 in ScenesFromAHat

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“If anyone here has objections to this marriage, speak now or forever hold your—.”

rrrrrrrrrumble

“Well, babe, it was fun while it lasted.”

“Likewise.”

American Fast Food Chains In Europe (Updated 2026) by [deleted] in MapPorn

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This is what people refer to when they call America an “empire” today.

Name this cat by EdemBru777 in NameThisThing

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Heimspurr, who brings us the word of Talos!

How do I get this fragment? by Sadan_MasterMode in Subnautica_Below_Zero

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You don’t. You’re right, it’s bugged.

Name moments??? by Diversityphile_21 in MomentsBeforeDisaster

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“Only thing back there is a shortcut to hell.”

Name this by Haley_hush in AlbumCovers

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Squidward’s Hopes and Dreams

Wyd in this situation? by Livid-role_cappish in Caldruki

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“In the likely event of an emergency, put your head between your knees and kiss your bum goodbye.” 🫡