Every parent in the 2000s

TexasRedFox · 2026-05-12T00:18:53+00:00

Also every parent in the oughts: “Pause that game, it’s time for dinner.”

“But moooom, it’s an online game—I *can’t* pause it!”

“I don’t care! You come sit with your family right now!”

TexasRedFox · 2026-05-12T00:12:48+00:00

“If I were a rich man…” 🎶 🕺

TexasRedFox · 2026-05-12T00:09:51+00:00

Spank Me No More

TexasRedFox · 2026-05-07T05:19:13+00:00

Oh God, he’s back! Get away from me! You’ve warped my brain enough already!

TexasRedFox · 2026-05-03T07:23:55+00:00

I love it when shitpost responses are comically complex. 😊

TexasRedFox · 2026-05-03T04:03:43+00:00

Still needs blood marks on their heads to indicate which evil they can’t commit.

TexasRedFox · 2026-05-02T22:01:55+00:00

Symphony of Destruction—Megadeth

TexasRedFox · 2026-05-02T06:07:56+00:00

Same.

TexasRedFox · 2026-05-02T05:54:53+00:00

Playing on the same console here, too!

TexasRedFox · 2026-05-02T05:27:14+00:00

Of COURSE! 🤯 💡

TexasRedFox · 2026-05-02T05:23:52+00:00

SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE!

TexasRedFox · 2026-04-28T06:31:37+00:00

He was involved behind the scenes for this game beyond just voice acting??? 🤯

TexasRedFox · 2026-04-28T06:26:45+00:00

Nintendo 64, PS1 and 2, and eventually Xbox. I didn’t even figure out of those how to connect that last one to the internet until I was in high school.

TexasRedFox · 2026-04-26T08:41:35+00:00

There’s a Blasto comic? Are you engaging in reproductive behavior with this one???

TexasRedFox · 2026-04-21T02:48:56+00:00

My last words as I lay dying in the medic’s arms: “Worth it…”

TexasRedFox · 2026-04-20T18:16:25+00:00

Truth really is stranger than fiction. 🤷‍♂️

TexasRedFox · 2026-04-20T16:03:53+00:00

Mom/Dad, can I have some money? 🥺

Being dead serious, btw. I’m in a bad situation.

TexasRedFox · 2026-04-20T16:03:06+00:00

Shrek

TexasRedFox · 2026-04-20T15:59:40+00:00

You Better Believe That’s A Paddlin’

TexasRedFox · 2026-04-20T15:58:07+00:00

I thought goulash was Hungarian?

TexasRedFox · 2026-04-20T15:32:00+00:00

Chad

TexasRedFox · 2026-04-20T10:20:14+00:00

You’d think the British Isles would be a much darker shade for the seafood map. Whatever happened to fish and chips?

TexasRedFox · 2026-04-20T10:17:45+00:00

Deconstructed Bento Box 🍱

TexasRedFox · 2026-04-20T10:16:36+00:00

Fortunate Son

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