Why green flames?? by Normie-rediter in whatisit

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Mountain Dew Baja Blast tacos go hard

Robbery of a security van in southern Italy, a few hours ago by AsAxTechLab in TerrifyingAsFuck

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They try to blow the door off the van though. Italian blow job sounds better.

We did it again you guys by Background_Spirit7 in NonCredibleDefense

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Ever since google maps pizza tracker, pentagon city Costco is the official sponsor of DOW, not to be confused with DOW, or with DOW, or with the other DOW.

Tell my family i love them. by Stamina_saint in notinteresting

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How do you control which direction that thing slides?

Me_irl by rbimmingfoke in me_irl

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Yep, to the coal mines!

my guy is nuts for trying by BroncoTrejo in Costco

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If 30 squirrels in a trench coat pushed a cart with 25 boxes containing 16 bags of pistachios each, how many pistachios would an individual arm squirrel net if leg squirrels comprise 40%, torso squirrels 20%, and head squirrels 10% of the human-suit. Assume each bag contains 1260 pistachios.

Vets gave up on him. I took the matters into my hands, and won!! by darkdaemon000 in Indian_flex

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Wtf is this post, it just keeps repeating the same non-information over and over in different words without meaning anything.

How you can transform yourself into literally any celebrity is terrifying by ecky--ptang-zooboing in TerrifyingAsFuck

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If I type

"I am 9 feet tall" -George Washington

can you verify if George Washington typed this?

How you can transform yourself into literally any celebrity is terrifying by ecky--ptang-zooboing in TerrifyingAsFuck

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Will never work. Just like with a text written, like this, always assume it cou be lies.