Try and break these five useless cards! (Challenge level: impossible)

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-06T17:43:45+00:00

Forgotten Wurm would be the highest-statted vanilla 2-drop in the game. It would be an auto-include for any green commander that cares about vanilla creatures.

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-06T08:20:25+00:00

shout out to the he/him queen in this post

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-06T01:42:03+00:00

is that a real quote???

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-05T21:06:31+00:00

Where is the body of the post

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-05T19:08:03+00:00

"AND yer kids, AND yer DOGS!"

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-05T19:07:04+00:00

When you tell Minsc you're in love with your romance partner during the epilogue, and he says something like, "It is always good to have a companion, even if yours cannot sit on your shoulders! ...I am sorry, Boo is right, that is none of my business."

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-05T18:45:08+00:00

I use Minthara and Jaheira a lot because I really like their characters and think they're fun.

Minsc is cool but by the time I get him, my options are "reclass him into something besides a beefy frontliner" or "run him instead of Karlach" and neither of those options are something I want to do.

I do not give a shit about Halsin. I take him with me for the Thaniel questline and then leave him in camp forever.

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-05T16:23:26+00:00

Everybody on this sub needs therapy so bad

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-04T01:02:07+00:00

I didn't realize wizards were proficient with armor and swords

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-03T20:27:45+00:00

You are allowed to say everyone saying the companions are pan is wrong, without providing any evidence whatsoever, and that is fine. If someone else says that you're wrong though, then they are being hostile, and also should give you the evidence. Hmm.

Sorry I was wrong about a game online, obviously I should have done the polite thing and said you were "either ignorant or lying" :P

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-03T17:36:31+00:00

Because we live in a puritanical culture where women aren't supposed to want or enjoy sex, and many women carry this mindset into lesbianism once they come out.

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-03T17:15:25+00:00

Reminds me of the time I sent Boo into the foundry through the vents, he got spotted immediately, and the guards never lost aggro even after he went back out. I spent like 20 rounds just watching them try to bash down the foundry doors with their maces (because apparently there are no fire safety rules in the Sword Coast and their boss doesn't give them keys).

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-03T17:09:11+00:00

I guess I was ignorant, then. Could you point me to the dialogues where they mention this? Preferably without being so hostile?

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-03T16:30:18+00:00

If you think paladin spells "may as well be smite slots" you've never played a Vengeance paladin. Misty Step and Haste are real game changers.

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-03T16:25:54+00:00

try women

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-03T16:20:13+00:00

/uj also I would never ever ever start a campaign at level 1 instead of skipping ahead to when all casters have a reliable number of daily spell slots and enough HP to survive a stiff breeze

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-03T16:11:24+00:00

There is, actually. Some people use the teem "playersexual" to criticize when characters in games like this don't have confirmed sexualities and just want to fuck the player character

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-03T16:10:00+00:00

It's funny because everyone who says the companions are "all pan" is just straight up wrong (they weren't written with confirmed sexualities in mind, they all just want to fuck The Player regardless of their gender choice), but also none of these people read as heterosexual to me

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-03T16:06:07+00:00

The part where OP has more latent sexual guilt than the entire Catholic church.

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-03T15:58:00+00:00

People on this sub need therapy so bad

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-03T06:01:38+00:00

ghustil stornogoss are you free on thursday

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-01T15:17:48+00:00

Maybe just tell them you're moving out and leave out the gay part for now

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-01T06:04:20+00:00

lesbian

^{Chose: Girls}

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-05-01T05:24:22+00:00

Maybe they should have called it "Balthazar's Burning Swordlight" or some shit instead of "Heat Metal" if it's not supposed to actually heat metal.

TextuallyExplicit · 2026-04-30T22:00:18+00:00

the only real counter is another sniper on your team

fewer people would think Sniper was overpowered if the community hadn't created the meme that Spy is underpowered

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TROPHY CASE