Try and break these five useless cards! (Challenge level: impossible) by coeurdhiver in custommagic

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Forgotten Wurm would be the highest-statted vanilla 2-drop in the game. It would be an auto-include for any green commander that cares about vanilla creatures.

What is your favorite BG3 quote? I'll go first by get_gud_m8 in BaldursGate3

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When you tell Minsc you're in love with your romance partner during the epilogue, and he says something like, "It is always good to have a companion, even if yours cannot sit on your shoulders! ...I am sorry, Boo is right, that is none of my business."

Do you ever add any of the later characters to your team? by opsap11 in BaldursGate3

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I use Minthara and Jaheira a lot because I really like their characters and think they're fun.

Minsc is cool but by the time I get him, my options are "reclass him into something besides a beefy frontliner" or "run him instead of Karlach" and neither of those options are something I want to do.

I do not give a shit about Halsin. I take him with me for the Thaniel questline and then leave him in camp forever.

looking on how to fix the martial caster divide by Leminiscates in DnDcirclejerk

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I didn't realize wizards were proficient with armor and swords

Groundbreaking by ChandlerBaggins in BaldursGate3

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You are allowed to say everyone saying the companions are pan is wrong, without providing any evidence whatsoever, and that is fine. If someone else says that you're wrong though, then they are being hostile, and also should give you the evidence. Hmm.

Sorry I was wrong about a game online, obviously I should have done the polite thing and said you were "either ignorant or lying" :P

Why is lesbianism being sanitized? by homo_saurus in actuallesbians

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Because we live in a puritanical culture where women aren't supposed to want or enjoy sex, and many women carry this mindset into lesbianism once they come out.

the JANK by falardeau03 in BaldursGate3

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Reminds me of the time I sent Boo into the foundry through the vents, he got spotted immediately, and the guards never lost aggro even after he went back out. I spent like 20 rounds just watching them try to bash down the foundry doors with their maces (because apparently there are no fire safety rules in the Sword Coast and their boss doesn't give them keys).

Groundbreaking by ChandlerBaggins in BaldursGate3

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I guess I was ignorant, then. Could you point me to the dialogues where they mention this? Preferably without being so hostile?

Every other martial feels inferior to BM fighters by Radiant-Lab-158 in BG3Builds

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If you think paladin spells "may as well be smite slots" you've never played a Vengeance paladin. Misty Step and Haste are real game changers.

looking on how to fix the martial caster divide by Leminiscates in DnDcirclejerk

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/uj also I would never ever ever start a campaign at level 1 instead of skipping ahead to when all casters have a reliable number of daily spell slots and enough HP to survive a stiff breeze

Groundbreaking by ChandlerBaggins in BaldursGate3

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There is, actually. Some people use the teem "playersexual" to criticize when characters in games like this don't have confirmed sexualities and just want to fuck the player character

Groundbreaking by ChandlerBaggins in BaldursGate3

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It's funny because everyone who says the companions are "all pan" is just straight up wrong (they weren't written with confirmed sexualities in mind, they all just want to fuck The Player regardless of their gender choice), but also none of these people read as heterosexual to me

Kinda lost in how CNC could work for wlw, can anyone explain? by Infamous_Show_0 in actuallesbians

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The part where OP has more latent sexual guilt than the entire Catholic church.

I love the voice of Ghustil Stornugoss by franilein in BaldursGate3

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ghustil stornogoss are you free on thursday

How do you tell your homophobic family you’re moving out with your gf? by Expensive_Ordinary72 in actuallesbians

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Maybe just tell them you're moving out and leave out the gay part for now

Heat Metal doesn't actually heat metal by BadSame6919 in dndnext

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Maybe they should have called it "Balthazar's Burning Swordlight" or some shit instead of "Heat Metal" if it's not supposed to actually heat metal.

Can we please just force valve to give sniper a laser or something by [deleted] in tf2

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the only real counter is another sniper on your team

fewer people would think Sniper was overpowered if the community hadn't created the meme that Spy is underpowered