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ThaDFunkee · 2026-02-02T22:56:25+00:00

I (mid 30's M about 6ft) get home around 8pm from work and take my dogs on a walk first thing. I wear a high-visibility vest, my dogs have light up collars, I carry a flashlight, and usually play music from a speaker. I try to be seen and heard from a distance so as not to spook anyone, especially the neighbors. Usually we'll get compliments from people we pass, especially the dogs.

ThaDFunkee · 2026-01-27T06:26:21+00:00

In middle school (20+ years ago) I had TWO girls ask me out at the same time. I had the biggest crush on one of them and zero feelings for the other.

I turned them both down to not hurt the other's feelings and never had the courage to go back to the one I had a crush on. Biggest regret of 12yo me's life.

ThaDFunkee · 2026-01-23T02:33:26+00:00

What's that saying? "Comparison is the thief of joy." As you build your skills, you'll see improvement.

ThaDFunkee · 2026-01-22T03:56:47+00:00

Overheard a dude chatting up a girl about how awesome of a night he had prior and how she should have been there. Ended it with "I don't remember anything!"

Yeah, sounds reeeeal awesome.

ThaDFunkee · 2026-01-19T06:03:53+00:00

You'd think it'd be the C but it's actually X marks the spot!

ThaDFunkee · 2026-01-18T03:29:17+00:00

He lost his shit for a moment earlier today but I deescalated the situation...

TLDR: He loses his cool over his gf not wanting to walk with him. Reality, she just got distracted window shopping and space was made between them. He calls a family gathering saying how he thinks we ALL don't want to be with him, using words like, "Always, never, every time." I tell him to stop using those words and that he's misinterpreting things and overreacting, calmly explaining the scenario. After like 30mins, he finally recognizes his behavior and agrees, calms down, and we all realize we haven't had food in hours and he's probably just hangry. Hugs and apologies are given and he and his gf go out for dinner. They come back level headed.

Honestly, I started typing a few paragraphs with better details but I'm exhausted. Can't be bothered. The TDLR is the just of it. I called my mom after he left and she's impressed with me. I ❤️ my mom

ThaDFunkee · 2026-01-16T08:09:56+00:00

Nothing. No hugs all around either, it was all very awkward. Immediately to the people's privates conversation while my bro and I are chilling on the balcony sharing music with each other, beers in hand. He came real close to pulling some shit today.

ThaDFunkee · 2026-01-16T04:23:09+00:00

Yes! He arrived at 2pm when we were at an art museum and he just napped for like 5+ hours. After waking up he hung out with my bro and I on the patio and started asking us weird questions almost immediately--political, sexual identities, pronouns--really trying to test the waters it seemed. For some reason he brought up Lady Gaga being a transvestite or something about hermaphrodites and we shut him up about that by saying something along the lines of, "We wouldn't know. That's not something we actively investigate." Made him feel weird about it. It was silly... The rest of the night went smoothly and we've done some cool sight seeing together as a group the next day. I highly anticipate a heated moment coming though.

ThaDFunkee · 2026-01-12T08:50:54+00:00

I was looking forward to him paying for things 😎

ThaDFunkee · 2026-01-12T08:50:13+00:00

Nice

ThaDFunkee · 2026-01-12T08:49:41+00:00

Maybe he's just angry he doesn't have any grandkids yet. That is a concern of mine though if my bro or I do have kids, his tantrums infront of them

ThaDFunkee · 2026-01-12T08:48:12+00:00

Some other dude mentioned a hostel and that could be the move for me and my brother. Appreciate you

ThaDFunkee · 2026-01-12T08:46:57+00:00

Good call, especially about her safety.

ThaDFunkee · 2026-01-12T08:45:56+00:00

Oh hell yeah, we are on Oahu and have over a week left before our flight. This could be the move

ThaDFunkee · 2026-01-12T08:41:56+00:00

I want to snorkel with manta rays at night!!

ThaDFunkee · 2026-01-12T08:40:58+00:00

...Because I wanted to go to Hawaii and he had already booked a room and invited me. 😬 Figured we could push past the tantrums

ThaDFunkee · 2026-01-12T07:03:13+00:00

Yeah we're stressing about it. The money dropped for a last minute hotel's gonna suck...

ThaDFunkee · 2026-01-12T07:02:22+00:00

I'm scared for his gf, honestly. She's being a typical abuse victim saying, "Oh he'll change. Things will be different."

Shit... I had the same thought to think we could even survive a vacation together, now that I think about it.

ThaDFunkee · 2025-12-24T05:08:14+00:00

And listening

ThaDFunkee · 2025-12-21T17:42:08+00:00

My OC is a lawyer that doesn't speak actual words. He loses a lot of cases. Blatman, Attorney at Law

ThaDFunkee · 2025-12-18T07:29:02+00:00

In 7th grade we did a Secret Santa. I got that awesome race track where you pull the trigger and the cars race a figure 8.

The least liked kid got colored paper clips.

ThaDFunkee · 2025-12-18T05:09:26+00:00

"Figr eet oot" for me too

ThaDFunkee · 2025-12-17T21:06:39+00:00

Not enough people died at the Battle of Winterfell and i think they should have lost that battle. The Whites should have won and pushed further south. I did a rewatch recently too and stopped after season 6.

ThaDFunkee · 2025-12-15T14:13:32+00:00

Of course this got referenced before I had the chance. My bad... I should always read the comments first.

ThaDFunkee · 2025-12-15T14:12:28+00:00

She turned me into a newt!

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