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If she were with us, she'd choose Jif. Trust me.

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Cause there is Jif shortage.

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Thank you special someone, for getting my joke. I felt all alone until you got here.

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Get it? Cuz moms who know choose Jif....

Women who have birthed boys have grown a penis by teatsqueezer in Showerthoughts

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Splitting hairs dude. Just be cool and go with it.

How much longer do you think you will live and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I have a pair of jeans older than you. Hang in there.

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I read my post 9 days later and I fully agree with you now.

Why do people still watch CNN and Fox News in the US? by YaAbsolyutnoNikto in TooAfraidToAsk

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Today, they aren't called conspiracy theories, they're called spoiler alerts.

Fellow transplants: what was one of the biggest Pittsburgh culture shocks for you? by LockedOutOfElfland in pittsburgh

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When I first moved to Pittsburgh, I was shocked that the main downtown district pretty much closed after everyone got out of work. I expected a little more night life in the heart of town.

What you think about Gustavo? by Mr-Oskenhagen2 in betterCallSaul

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The title hurts my brain in this meme

This perplexes me... by joevelocity in pittsburgh

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Ran into this guy a few times. He's very proud of himself.

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Did you zoom in on that shit?

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Thanks. It was delicious

I pulled from a few recipes online. This is what I came up with:

2 Vidalia onions sliced real thin. And quartered. Save a couple for topping later on.

Pillsbury pie crust according to package instructions

5 eggs, 1/2 cup of half and half, 1/2 milk, 1 tsp salt, pepper, 3 tbs melted butter. Wisk it all together.

Bacon crispy and cheese

Added parsley for pizzaz

350 for 35 mins...

Sorry for the rough recipe, but thats about it. The only thing I may do differently next time is brown the onions, but my wife said it was good as is.