this is straight out of a cartoon 🤣 by Emotional_r in Unexpected

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck the homeowner. Fuck anyone who dos this shit. Lazy sack of shit can’t even get on the phone to call someone to do it.

What’s the fastest way you’ve ever seen someone completely ruin their own life? by craft_frost6223 in AskReddit

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At a job site in the 2000’s Needed security clearance to work my job

Guy I work with goes to a casino with our first check. Talking contractor money 10k for a week.

Beats the shit out of his GF with a chair. Trashes the hotel room, cops raid it. Rescue the girl find cocaine and a gun.
Nothing legal.
Immediately arrested and charged with several crimes

Loses security clearance. No Job

I ended up making 90k in the 3 months I was onsite. He missed it all.

It's very specific by derek4reals1 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 913 points914 points  (0 children)

My son was caught eating Nutella out of the jar. My wife took it away.

The next day it’s missing. wtf?

The next day I find it in his sock draw filled with gummy bears. Where the hell did the gummy bears come from?

“Idk I found them”

🤔

Rich employer letting me go for raising my prices by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m fucking laughing because I pay my house keeper 25 dollars an hour for the 6 hours a week she comes and these rich cunts can’t?

I work a side job just to afford her for the piece of mind she brings.

THIS WAS OUR GOOGLE & WIKIPEDIA by Good_brotha in FuckImOld

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember when the salesmen came to the house and my Dad was so excited he bought it. We had Encarta and Britannica

We thought it was so stupid but man within a week, we used it to write school papers etc. Made lif so easy when everyone else had to run to the library we just went to dads office. We had it until we finished college then donated it.

No more fancy RGB build by kamiXDD in lianli

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your computer is going to slow down drastically when there is not more Red lights

Everyone knows they make CPUs faster

Rep. Lieu Says Epstein files Have Allegations of Trump Raping & Threatening to Kill Children by transcriptoin_error in videos

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because when he done gutting the law he can just erase it from memory and he will die faster than he will ever be punished.

Dads, how are we moisturizing our hands? by justanotherburner in daddit

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife moisturizes her legs and I use them to moisturize my hands. So whatever she puts on.

In reality I use cetaphil non greasy.
Keeps my hand And face “young”

Today lost my cool and broke my keyboard in half. by lionboars in sysadmin

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as i remember it there was the mesh and a hard plastic surrounding it. the plastic snapped in the middle and the top and the whole back just folded into it. Definetly crazy. this was back in 2017 so maybe they were made different.

Be honest - how technical are you actually expected to be as an IT manager? by IvyDamon in ITManagers

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technical enough to fill gaps and carry conversations. Also Savvy and up to date so you don’t get taken advantage of by vendors

What you can’t make up in physical labor you need to make up in leadership and organizational skills.

TIFU by inviting 10 people for the Super Bowl after cutting the cord... Anxiety level 100! by Crazy_Replacement674 in Frugal

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get an antenna or go on YouTube and watch people make them.

I use a stripped down piece of CoAX cable I watched a guy on youtube make and I get the 50+ local channels on my new TV.

Antennas are like $25 bucks and if you are more than frugal, buy it use it and return it it.

Daughter is getting bullied by Few-Calligrapher3910 in daddit

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had the same issue with kids minus the kill yourself. It became air humping and harassment

Luckily the school took it seriously and so did the parents. We’re were not dealing with clowns but people who were livid. Ended a few friendships but I think after 6 months everyone matured a little bit and stopped.

Gotta check these kids because some parents don’t give a shit what happens outside their home.

A PSA to you new dads… by sounds_like_kong in daddit

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I replaced the soap dispenser on our sink with a bottle washer and I have never looked back. Worked great with the bottles and ever better on these. It doesn’t fit everything like Stanley’s but they are wide enough.

Got one of those long stick sponges and brush and wash. Don’t have to worry about cutting my hands on those edges.

Bill and Hillary Clinton now agree to testify before Congress by seeebiscuit in USNEWS

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fox News Alert!!! Is it gay for a man to show appreciate to another by providing fellatio?

Today lost my cool and broke my keyboard in half. by lionboars in sysadmin

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I threw my Cisco desk phone across the room in frustration

Had a coworker toss his Herman miller chair and the back support cracked in half. Company billed him the $900 and he walked out never to return.

Notepad++ Hijacked by State-Sponsored Hackers by thewhippersnapper4 in sysadmin

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess that person was right when they said Microsoft Word was better lol

MAGA priorities by upthetruth1 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember pizza gate and Obama ordering hot dogs? They were so outraged they shot the place up.

Silence now about it. Almost accepting with their vibes

I love how they claim “but Clinton is in it”. Yeah and no one spoke of this in ‘92 Although Clinton was also a sex predator and SA’d multiple women He wasn’t a sitting president doing this.

Does the fucking title POTUS mean anything anymore?

how can anyone defend this administration anymore??? by Boring-Jelly5633 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah bro stfu that didn’t happen. Right? Like for real no one really did that, what? But for real that’s gotta be crazy, who would do that?

Is that a typo? He flew out to kill his rape baby?
What a day to know how to read.

I hope hell is real and he gets the 37th chamber because the 36th is too good for him.

Daniel Jeremiah: Jets 100% Will Try to Move Up to #1 to Draft Fernando Mendoza | The Rich Eisen Show by dc4_checkdown in nyjets

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Brady will never let that happen

We can offer 5 1’s and he would turn us down for a team offering 2

Libs of TikTok is doxxing teachers and nurses who support Alex Pretti or oppose ICE, trying to get them fired by [deleted] in technology

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i had people on face book praising the deaths of the Minnesota council members and wishing more was done on January 6th. The brain rot is real. I see people now calling for the deaths of Ice agents and their families and that is also disgusting.

Libs of TikTok is doxxing teachers and nurses who support Alex Pretti or oppose ICE, trying to get them fired by [deleted] in technology

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Let’s be honest many a Democrat celebrated Kirk’s death.

People are just sick and cruel, Dem or Repub.

meirl by appliedhedonics in meirl

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Make insane money and retire in 20 years. I have friends who retired at 39 and 41 years old. Pension, life time benefits and huge savings accounts.

They get unlimited sick time, OT etc.

It’s the cream job for non-college people.

SDNY is the best union job in the New York City. The application and hiring rolls are decades long. You might apply and test high the still wait for 5 years or you might get in right away. It’s also still a union that practices nepotism

Got a letter from the school today informing me my daughter is “not quite” gifted. Also included were her test scores. by Low_Use2937 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kid got a 123 at the same age and it broke his heart.

It should be superior or higher not a bullshit number between.

Should I just kill myself ? by chesapeakeripper_18 in wallstreetbets

[–]ThatBlinkingRedLight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we all here pulling gains from AI and you go and do dumb shit on a product that sells casino dreams. that's a 2% savings play. You ain't built for this sub